What are you cursed with?

[Zani]

I get angry from when I die in online FPSs [small]very angry[/small] I'm just amazed that my LCD screen hasn't broke yet, I hardly ever get angry from something in real life though.

 

[dmase]

I'm cursed with being too skinny. Damn my metabolism, what do the average American department stores have against long but thin-waisted black jeans for guys!?

gahhhhh this, dropped 10lbs in one week of not lifting weight and running five miles a day wtf

I am cursed with clumbsyness. No matter where or why there's a chair in the room but I will find someway to accidentally trip over it EVERYTIME. Even if said room was empty I would end up with a broken nose because I fell...on air...

GGGGaaaaahhhhh this too, i've had so many times where i'm so glad i have a tetnis shot its not funny.

A receding hairline.

..... damnit, premature male balding sniff sniff.

All around i'm cursed with being an asshole i'd like to thank my dad for that. Nobody's feelings are on my mind not even my own.

 

[Iron Criterion]

My dashing good looks! On a serious note, I am deemed to be forever cursed as a 'Stepping Stone', i.e. I date a girl and before we get serious she'll leave me for some other guy!

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I am cursed with being too awesome.

 

[Double A]

I'm cursed for being extremely lucky when I don't need it, and about as anti-Irish as you can get when I actually need luck.

Also I'm cursed with having friends who have conflicting interests with me.

My final curse is not knowing when to shut up.

 

[TylerC]

I'm cursed with being too skinny. Damn my metabolism, what do the average American department stores have against long but thin-waisted black jeans for guys!?

Yeah, apparently I can't be tall and skinny, I am required to be overweight or something...

I am also cursed with a long list of medical problems which include; Social anxiety, daily migraines, Celiac Disease, am unable to consume any form of dairy, epilepsy, restless leg (and other sleeping disorders), OCD, ADHD, and I have a family history of heart disease and diabetes.

 

[YamadaJisho]

I'm cursed with perfect memory. Seriously, I remember being half-passed out drunk on a bathroom floor with crystal clarity.

 

[iggyus]

Rage... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!

 

[oppp7]

I'm bad at communicating. I srsy fail at it, omg.

 

[likalaruku]

I'm cured with bad circulation in my legs. I cannot sit down to play videogames unless I'm wrapped in a heat blanket

 

[Rama]

Night's Dawn reference?!

I'm cursed with having incredibly obscure tastes in movies, novels and music, so I geek out about things no one has ever heard of and then everyone looks at me funny.

Except that the string is broken!!!!!

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Occasional bouts of insomnia and migraines (usually both at once).

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Horrible balance. I get knocked back ridiculously easily in boxing, and taken down even more easily in grappling.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm cursed with always being the friend.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

 

[Rhade]

I'm probably the kind of person that would be easily or eventually corrupted by large amounts of supernatural power, likely becoming some kind of Kel'Thuzad kind of figure.

But this is planet Earth, and regular kinds of social/political/financial/etc power are usually something I can do just fine with.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am cursed with win.
Lolz aside, I also suffer from a spoiler curse. I see spoiler tags, and I just can't resist reading.

 

[Kae]

I am cursed with stairs yes stairs I don't seem to be able to climb stairs without tripping it is like my cryptonite.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

I am cursed with win.
Lolz aside, I also suffer from a spoiler curse. I see spoiler tags, and I just can't resist reading.

Spoiler

Why did you do that? You have a problem.

I am cursed with stuttering at the wrong times but perfect speech everywhere else.

 

[Aesir23]

I am cursed with low self esteem and being painfully shy.

 

[UAProxy]

Am I the only one here with an ACTUAL curse?

[small]...damm gypsies...[/small]

Did you steal from that old lady in the caravan, too?