What are you cursed with?

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The87Italians

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I am cursed with a lack of depth perception and hand eye cooridantion. Also I can do this really wierd thing with my arm....nevermind.
 

Feste the Jester

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Souplex said:
The burden of awesomeness. I must constantly be an example to others and show them the way.
It's good to find someone else sharing the burden I do. Our lives are hard ones.
 

Sigel

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I am cursed with being an ackward spaz. I will say the most ill timed things at the worst possible moment purely on accident. "sigh" This is why I do not talk alot in public.
 

nicholaxxx

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I'm cursed with devilish good looks.

Hail Fire 998 said:
I am cursed with win.
Lolz aside, I also suffer from a spoiler curse. I see spoiler tags, and I just can't resist reading.
Also that.
 

Eerors

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At the moment I'm cursed with not being able to sleep :(

And now a sudden craving for chocolate chip cookies.....*I have none*
 

The Candyman

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My intellect. Those who know I am smart think I have all the answers. Those who think I am stupid are too ignorant to attempt to correct them. Also, it means that I am surrounded by idiots most of the time.
50% of the population are below the average IQ level. This proves that everywhere I go, there too will be the ignorant masses.
I'm also cursed with a false sixth sense. If my intuition tells me that one way is better, then that usually means I should go the other way.
 

Insert Comedy Here

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Indecisiveness.

That and it seems that whenever I pull of something awesome worthy, I have to balance it out with sucktitude.

Or if I ever make something really good, I have to wait a very damn long time before I can make something even close enough to it.
 

zana bonanza

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Pfft, you all got it easy. Every time someone sneezes, I turn into a toaster, and I can only change back if someone throws me into a bathtub.
 

firedfns13

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Armored Prayer said:
I'm cursed with a lack of being social.

Oh well, could be worse.
You could be cursed with friends who aren't, suicidal depression at times, constant inability to get the girl you want/love (newest event: get her to take you back, 2 days later she goes on a date w/ ur friend, breaks up with you) and general newfound cynical attitude.
 

deadmandante

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My curses are many and annoying. I become angry at the worst moments, and am completely calm when it doesn't matter. I'm cursed with morals and ideals that no longer apply. I'm cursed with a massive amount of paranoia that stems from having grown up white and slightly over weight in Memphis TN. Insomnia, chronic heartburn, horrible eyesight, no depth perception stemming from my eyesight(both eyes different degrees of bad), feeling and perceiving things differently than most other people, and a good old case of I really just don't give a shit anymore. My girlfriend is probably the best thing to ever happen to me and any higher power out there help me if I ever lose her.
 

Rawker

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zana bonanza said:
Pfft, you all got it easy. Every time someone sneezes, I turn into a toaster, and I can only change back if someone throws me into a bathtub.
*Achoo* ...oops.

I have the inerrant curse of saying the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time.
 

Yeager942

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grimsprice said:
I'm sick of all the ME 2 threads. I run from them like the plague because i haven't bought ME2 yet.
This is true. I avoid them because of the possible danger of spoilers.
 

BabySinclair

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Yeah, my curse is to be just awesome. I can catch arrows (true story), fight, shoot, have a good IQ, and have the laws of reality bend for me without me being able to lessen the sheer aura of sweetness to shelter the fragile mortals around me
 

nick_knack

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HardRockSamurai said:
Am I the only one here with an ACTUAL curse?

[small]...damm gypsies...[/small]
THEY GOT YOU TOO!?! DAMN THEM WITH THEIR ROTTEN FRUIT AND KNOCKOFF PURSES AND THEIR STINKING CARAVANS!