What are your favorite dying last words?

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Urgh76

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Snowblindblitz said:
"Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us."

Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

Beautiful tragedy.
Great, you've managed to get "Bad Horse" stuck in my head xD

Although that's not a bad thing :3

The evil league of evil is watching so beware....
 

ShindoL Shill

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Dorian6 said:
Go rent Crocodile Dundee 3. I caught it on cable last night and it totally holds up!

-Marvin Eriksen Sr.
nope. they're actually "oh and remember my foot cream, that rash has come back."
still...
 

Athol

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"I AM INVINCABLE!"
-seconds later he's covered in liquid nitrogen-

Boris (Something) - Goldeneye
 

Nimzar

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"Ich bin der König von Schweden - gewesen."
-Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden

Very neat language trick in German that you cannot really do in English. The last word "gewesen" changes the tense of the sentence. Without "gewesen" the sentence reads: "I am the King of Sweden". With "gewesen" the sentence reads: "I have been the King of Sweden".
 

jimbob123432

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"Leave now! My spoon and I can handle things"
Phil the Barbarian, said while charging into battle with an Elder Wyrm Red Dragon with a spoon
 

Findlebob

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"I hope i give you the shits you fucking puff!" (spits in the face of a wearwolf)
Last words of Spooner from dog soldiers after having a fist fight with said wearwolf.
 

Rheinmetall

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"Friedrich!"
Last words of Goethe. Friedrich was the name of his sevant, and Goethe called him because he needed the chamber pot. When Friedrich gave it to him, he held it tightly in his hands and died.
 

llew

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he didnt actually die but i think it is worth a mention...
Lyle: "Hey dex, how was nina in the sack?"
Dex: "why are you asking me this now?"
Lyle: "because this is probably going to kill me"

or

Vergil: "you cant have it, its mine, it belongs to a son of sparda... the door to the human world is closing dante, you better go... im staying. This place ... was our father's home..."
 

DevilWithaHalo

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"Abracadabra." - Alfred, The Prestige

"Hey Max...A guy gets on the MTA here in LA and dies. Think anybody will notice?" - Vincent, Collateral

"Perfect. They are all perfect." - Katsumoto, The Last Samurai

"Too late for lies Wiglaf... too late..." - Beowulf, Boewulf

"My child, you have come to me, my son. For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me? My son. " - Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian

"I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you. Because of your love, I will never be a lonely spirit. " - Li Mu Bai, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha-- " - Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"To the last, I grapple with thee... From hell's heart, I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee... " - Khan, the Wrath of Khan

"You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel... kills me. You can't... Angel... " - Lindsey, Angel
 

Silent_Protagonist

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Dorian6 said:
Go rent Crocodile Dundee 3. I caught it on cable last night and it totally holds up!

-Marvin Eriksen Sr.
Yes. I love HIMYM. In all honesty, that episode made me shed manly tears thinking of my Grandpa.

OP: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring" - Dr. Richard Feynman.
 

putowtin

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I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.
~~ Leonardo da Vinci, artist, died 1519.
 

Elvis Starburst

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"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow" Steve Jobs.

He probably came up with the iPhone 5 right then and there, then died D=
 

Browbeat

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"Last one out, get the light."

Not sure where I first saw it, but I think it may have been on one of the doomsday posters in the Watchmen graphic novel. In any case, I think that is a fantastically pragmatic and surreal remark to make regarding the end of one's life.