What beats a dragon?

[dietpeachsnapple]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

- Missiles
- Rocket Propelled Grenade
- Most Assault Rifles (AK-74, M4A1 MWS, SCAR, etc)
- The Barret M107 Sniper Rifle [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWJp14tkBlU]
- P90 with the special armour piercing bullets
- AA-10 Assault Shotgun with Grenade Rounds.
- Railgun
- Minigun
- Most light machine guns.
- Heavy machine guns.


If you meant "medieval" weapon, then:

- A Zanbato, Odachi or Zweinhänder sword with enough power behind them.
- Spear/Pike through the heart.
- 2 Handed battle axe.
- Catapult or Ballista.

If you meant mystical things including other "pets" of your own, I give you the ultimate monster:

Just summon Yojimbo to do Zanmato:

For a list of effective armaments, I would direct you to my post above.

Concerning the posted video. It reminds me of my friend who used to play that game a great deal. He demonstrated an occasion where he had to fight the "evil" Yojimbo. He summoned his own Yojimbo and used that attack. He prefaced it, however, with the ire filled statement, "You want your money!? Well EAT IT!" This, of course, was followed by a devastating one hit kill.

It was quite humorous.

 

[Aesir23]

A Gorgon, one look and that dragon will turn to stone.

Spoiler

That's right, I censored the picture. No mythical monster breasts for you people.

 

[Soxafloppin]

A Mudkip?

 

[Ghonzor]

Cthulhu.

Ninja'd.

 

[Daezd]

A nob squad!!!!!!

I can see it now.

"OI, BAWS, WE'Z GOT AHSELVS A PROBLEM!!"
"Wha'izzit ya gitz?!"
"'EZ A BIG, MEAN, FIREY LOOKIN' FING!"
/Warboss muttering to himself.
"Ok boyz, first one tah land a hit...GITZ TAH LOOT THAT BEAST!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"



Nofing beats a Nob Squad.
Seriously, Opening Post Dude, go for the Nob Squad. If that fails, just fall onto another Ork principle and use More...Dragon...?

I think I love you!

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!

I've got a picture in my computer somewhere of an Ork Boy riding a looted Carnifex. I don't have to explain to you how amazing that would look in say...Dawn of War II.



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Sorry OP! Didn't mean to derail, but you've got yourself an answer by now, no?

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

greater ruin 10d20 random elemental damage

Will that beat a dragon's magic resistance roll?

A dragon's reflex save alone would halve the damage.

 

[HT_Black]

What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!

He also looks like the Angry Video Game Nerd and erases the memory of bad holiday specials-- all this inside a handy package!

OT: Might I recommend a Fat Man? Or an enchanted dagger?

 

[Cherry Cola]

What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!

He also looks like the Angry Video Game Nerd and erases the memory of bad holiday specials-- all this inside a handy package!

OT: Might I recommend a Fat Man? Or an enchanted dagger?

No, he looks like Rob Walker.

 

[ryai458]

a more powerful dragon, which has been said before.

 

[soulasylum85]

Feed it meat three times, then interact with it constantly - then you can ride it!

You are talking about Scribblenauts, right?

well if it is scribblenauts then slime, nothing in that fucking game can kill a slime

 

[Kimarous]

Dragon types are vulnerable to Ice and other Dragons.

 

[Shycte]

Your PC (Rouge, Assasin), Shale, Morrigan and Leilana.

 

[archvile93]

Uwe Boll's entire back catalogue of movies

He said beat it not torture it. For god's sake man, it's a living being.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

SUPPAH DUPPAH DRAGTHULU!

 

[eyddi88]

quite uneffective since dragons loose most of their good abilities upon becoming zombies


i would suggest a dragonbane sword held by he-man

 

[asinann]

An eraser.

 

[Hazy]

Two dragons.

 

[Saul B]

TANK BEATS EVERYTHING

 

[G1eet]

snip

Good lord, what a reference. Yes, magnesium tipped crossbow bolts are always the best way to go.