What beats a dragon?

[NattyMichael]

BILBO BAGGINS AND A BLACK ARROW xD

 

[shinja]

me

 

[NeutralDrow]

Take this.

Spoiler

Gram. It's got anti-dragon attributes.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

C'thulu.

 

[lonercs]

What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!

That Guy With The Glasses for the win! Damn straight! Oh and I added the clip of that one part on youtube, check it out.

I say the Nostalgic Critic would beat a dragon.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

A ninja pirate zombie with a mechanical arm who's been probed by aliens.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Cthulhu.

but what about the Narwhals keeping Cthulhu at the bottom of the ocean?

 

[llew]

what beats a dragon? me thats what beats a dragon or you could just call rambo and hope for the best?

 

[lonercs]

What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!

He also looks like the Angry Video Game Nerd and erases the memory of bad holiday specials-- all this inside a handy package!

OT: Might I recommend a Fat Man? Or an enchanted dagger?

No, he looks like Rob Walker.

He IS Rob Walker.

 

[Cherry Cola]

What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!

He also looks like the Angry Video Game Nerd and erases the memory of bad holiday specials-- all this inside a handy package!

OT: Might I recommend a Fat Man? Or an enchanted dagger?

No, he looks like Rob Walker.

He IS Rob Walker.

What? No! He's Santa Christ!

 

[JoeKickAzz]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...

Im surprised you don't know this.

the only way to beat a dragon is with another dragon.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Position the dragon under God's toilet when he's going for a No. 2

 

[Krajin]

Dragons lair?

 

[Krajin]

Ninja wizards

 

[MurderousToaster]

Chuck Norris. Longcat. The raw power of the internet. Japanese rape games.

 

[Wintermoot]

Chuck Norris

 

[Krajin]

Attack it twice, then move south.
Attack it once, then move south.
Attack it once then move west (into the ice room)
It will see its own reflection, blow fire at it and it will melt the ice.
This will engulf the dragon, defeating it and allowing you to pass through to both the Dragon's Lair and the Lava Room.

Cookie for anyone who can tell me what game this is from?

was that dragon's lair?

 

[I Fiend I]

a dragon slayer....?

 

[crypt-creature]

Godzilla.