What beats a dragon?

[Thegreyfox666]

A Toyota Tacoma

Spoiler

 

[YYZed]

25 kill streak nuke, but you can't be a noob...also make sure you got Harrier 7 and Chopper Gunner 11.

Either that or my fully epicd shadow priest...should i get my guild to come with?

 

[havass]

Kratos. Dante. They've fought bigger things than dragons. Or maybe you hope to tame it and become a Dragon Rider.

 

[Spiner909]

A Toyota Tacoma

Spoiler

How...what? When...why?

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...

Bard The Bowman. Done.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Spock. Spock beats everything. Pat on the back to anyone who knows the reference.

Also, you could try Optimus Prime or the Master Sword. If all else fails, throw a PokeBall. It could be a Charizard!

I am pretty sure Lizard poisons Spock.

 

[kementari]

25 ragtag adventurers, apparently

 

[tehroc]

You have to chase that dragon. Catch him if you can.

 

[ShawnRiles]

A Space ninja pirate sock-puppet dragon from HELL.

 

[Scikosomatic]

a two-headed jewish dragon

 

[BenzSmoke]

A longbow, as long as you aim for it's unarmored parts. (i.e. Inside of mouth, or base of jaw.)

 

[AgDr_ODST]

My God I can't believe nobody has mentioned:
this Dragon slayin SOB yet

"Science" has proven that dragons piss themselves at the mere mention of his name

 

[KillerH]

any north American superhero from the 50s, they never lost to anyone.

 

[smithy1234]

Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster defeats all, simply call upon him by sacrificing 5-100 meatballs.

HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

 

[Draco Kaiser]

It might have been said but...Chuck Norris.

 

[Dommyboy]

A box of kittens. Fuck yeahya! Dragon ain't got nuttin' on them, ya dig?

 

[park92]

stalin's mustache that thing is one crazy ************ lolz

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

I have no idea if this was said or not. I am not going through 11 pages.

But a Squirtle so beats a dragon.

 

[Yeager942]

Dude, RUN

 

[Rhokk]

Just get some random guy to shoot an enchanted arrow into it's one spot on it's body where it is missing a scale, ala Smaug (spelling?)