What beats a dragon?

[timmytom1]

There are several things that can beat a standard dragon namely a space dragon , a ninja dragon, a pirate dragon and of course the power of rock. wish you luck with the dragon attack BTW

 

[Triscut900]

a zombie dragon

then you will end up with two zombie dragons, how will you defeat them
o.t: i would use a lady dragon and have them mate they will then mate like preying mantisis where the girl bites off the head of the other thus one dead dragon and your dragon is pregnant. you shall then have baby dragon minions
epic win

You would end up with 2 zombie dragons, but that's the point because then I could rule the world

can i be your right hand man when this happens
i will train our ever growing zombie horde

 

[KiruTheMant]

hmmm posabley a dragon with 2 heads!?a gun!? a frying pan!? a broom(also known as the reaper...cupcake for anyone who can tell me what that is from)!? a book!? a MAGIC book!? wait...oh my lord its so easy.....CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOLEN PIXELS >:O

*Noms cupcaeks*

 

[Simply Simon]

Lets see...
Champion wrestlers?
Weapon traps loaded with piercing weapons?
Alternatively a cage trap so you can tame it.
Magma trap?
Atom smasher?
Drowning trap?
Carp?
Hidden fun stuff?
Five years worth of cats to distract it while crossbowmen take care of it?
Leftover goblins?
An army of zombies?
The captain?
Water then magma?
Collapsing the roof over it?
Several rock fall traps?
Tantrum spiral?
Recruit all the peasants?
Recruit everyone?
Ballistas?

 

[Garaw]

Attack it twice, then move south.
Attack it once, then move south.
Attack it once then move west (into the ice room)
It will see its own reflection, blow fire at it and it will melt the ice.
This will engulf the dragon, defeating it and allowing you to pass through to both the Dragon's Lair and the Lava Room.

Cookie for anyone who can tell me what game this is from?

Somebody probably answered this already but that's Zork II.

Yes, I'm old.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Nukes.
/thread

 

[floppylobster]

Anti-Dragon spray

 

[Aunel]

A long and shiny blade.

tenacious D reference! WHOOHOO!
(cookie plz)

OT: Skwisgaar Skwigelf.

 

[Nukey]

Probably another, more powerful dragon.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Necrons

 

[coldshadow]

A magon!

half monkey half dragon.

 

[USSR]

I have no idea if this was said or not. I am not going through 11 pages.

But a Squirtle so beats a dragon.

..Caterpie!

 

[RickyLill]

dunno...Javelin launcher? maby?

 

[Samoftherocks]

Me...

 

[Elburzito]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...

A BIGGER DRAGON of course.

 

[KillerH]

Brian peppers

 

[adamson1000]

What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!

LOL cant stop laughing

 

[Traun]

Like we told you, nothing beats a Dragon.

I have to say I agree with the man.
This is not solely because my religion is Draconic, or that I am myself a dragon. It has nothing to do with the many dragon action figures and paraphernalia I own.
It is because you cannot dream of destroying a massive, hyper-magical reptilian god-creature. If you attempted to you would blinded by it's beauty and majesty. So much majesty.

A Titan will bring that brain-dead flying lizard to the ground.

 

[Pegghead]

Chuck Norris beats a dragon that's what.

No...it...is.....SAXTON HALE

Nay, I see it now. Chuck Norris...and Saxton Hale could defeat a dragon. Nay, three dragons. It's a killer combination. A man with a beard and a man with a moustache. I almost feel that now I am one with the universe of badass ways to kill a dragon.

*Takes puff on hooka*

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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