What criminal organization would you like to be in?

[ssgt splatter]

Well I'd love to be in the old 40's-50's style Italian Mafia.

Ah yes, The Godfather.

"Leave the gun, take the canoli"

 

[The Ultimate 2]

the Guild of Calamatous Intent

Jetpacks, minions, cool secret bases, awesome threatening coustumes, someone I get payed to hate? Sign me up baby.

 

[mik2507]

CIA

 

[GodofDisaster]

The Italin mafia for sure I,ve been called the don many times by my friends due to my surname. At least if I join them the nickname would actually mean something.

 

[Littaly]

Why on earth would I want to be in a criminal organization? It's not like in the movies you know..

 

[Captain_Caveman]

you guys are all thinking small time.

illuminati, the branch of the masons originating in Austria. world domination > small time racketeering & extortion.

also, yes i'm kidding. all criminal organizations are ridiculous. They contribute nothing to the world. I admire men who study medicine & create cures. or who study science & make breakthroughs in understanding how the universe works.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Mhmmmm... Sorry... Oh wait, you were serious?
Technically, Medicines contribute nothing, either, seeing as how we could have natural immunity to most viruses if we didn't become industrialized, and if we stayed Hunter-Gatherer...

wow, someone must have failed biology.
yea, dont give your kids any immunization shots, because they'll just build a natural immunity once they get infected. good plan. you do that.

You do realize that before modern medicine the average lifetime was around 40-50 years old?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Jewish Mafia, based out of New York.

.............You have no idea how unintimidating that sounds.

I don't know why that wouldn't sound intimidating, but in any case they don't have to. If you make a nausiance of yourself you'll be dead soon enough.

Jewish Mafia, based out of New York.

They don't still exist, do they? recommend you watch Once Upon A Time In America, great film.

As far as I am aware no, there is no more functioning Jewish Mafia. Unless they're so good at their jobs they're completely incognito.

And I'll have to check out that movie.

 

[hazakura]

The jets....or the mafia.

Fictional: The dark brotherhood or the theives guild from Oblivion.

 

[IcyEvils]

Gotham's underworld

 

[The Austin]

Jewish Mafia, based out of New York.

.............You have no idea how unintimidating that sounds.

I don't know why that wouldn't sound intimidating, but in any case they don't have to. If you make a nausiance of yourself you'll be dead soon enough.

Scary.

 

[The Austin]

Jewish Mafia, based out of New York.

.............You have no idea how unintimidating that sounds.

You'd be surprised. The closest representation there is though is probably Lucky Number Slevin. Trust me, you don't fuck with the Jews. Ever. 2000 years of taking it on the chin and now they're pissed.

Lessee...Not the Yakuza, failure means death. Not the Sicilian mafia, failure or defection means the death of my family and friends. Hmmm...

Yardies? The Dead Rabbits?

He-he.... I didnt mean "Ohhhh Jews, how scary!"... I just meant... well, you never really think of the mafia as a.... religius group.

 

[The Austin]

........I would'nt. Why would you want to hurt people for no reason?

(Bring on the "Cuz i'm so cool and peoplz suck" fratboys! BRING IT ON! I'M HERE ALL NIGHT FOOLS!)

Uh, some people just enjoy causing pain to others.
I am one of them.

I resent the use of the word "fratboy" when it is applied to my person.
I resent it with violence.

Anyway, the Assassins in Assassin's Creed seem to have it pretty good.
Dark Brotherhood would also be fine.

God damnit Max, I just somehow knew it would be you responding with that kind of shit.

 

[The Austin]

God damnit Max, I just somehow knew it would be you responding with that kind of shit.

No, you did not.
And really, did you need to triple-post?

Your attitude problems aside, I wasn't responding with "that kind of shit.[/I]"
It's one thing to hurt people because you hate people.
It's another thing entirely to hurt people because you enjoy doing it.

Misanthropy =/= Sadism.

Yea. Yea I did. Considering your responsible for 90% of this websites "I hate people and I hurt them becaz I think it makz me cool." posts, Its not that hard to beleive that I expected you to pull that. And, I did triple post didnt I? He-he.

And, by the way, your two reasons for hurting people, sound very simaler to me.
Hurting people is....Well.....Bad.

 

[wewontdie11]

Technically I already am, but I'm not supposed to talk about that.

 

[The Austin]

Yea. Yea I did. Considering your responsible for 90% of this websites "I hate people and I hurt them becaz I think it makz me cool." posts, Its not that hard to beleive that I expected you to pull that. And, I did triple post didnt I? He-he.

And, by the way, your two reasons for hurting people, sound very simaler to me.
Hurting people is....Well.....Bad.

Except that's bullshit, because I've stated numerous times that I:
A. Do not hate anything.
B. Do not think it makes me cool. Do not care if it does or does not.

And yes.
Yes you did.
I just wonder why your one-word posts don't get you into any trouble.

Well, that's a problem.
But it does sort of prove that you don't understand me well enough to predict my behaviors, so I'm still going to work under the assumption that, no, no you did not.

And, really?
That's the best you can come up with?
"It's bad."
Well, at least you back up your arguments.

Uhhhh... One word posts? What are you talking about?

Anyways, it's great that you dont hate anything, it's just a wee bit misleading considering all of your posts sound like they were just pulled out of the dark pits of the nether regions. I essentially have predicted your behaviors. Your... Well.... Your very dark. All the time.

And, uhhh, if someone busted down your door and broke both of your knees with a baseball bat for no reason, you would think that it was bad. Most likely you would say something along the lines of "WTF, he just hurt me for no reason!". You probably wouldnt just say "Ehhhh, thats ok, he hurt me because he likes to hurt people, not because he hates people!" You might say that if you were very optimistic, but you have essentially proven you are.... not.


..........Yea. Theres a bit o' backup.

 

[The Austin]

Uhhhh... One word posts? What are you talking about?

Scary.

The post in question.

Anyways, it's great that you dont hate anything, it's just a wee bit misleading considering all of your posts sound like they were just pulled out of the dark pits of the nether regions. I essentially have predicted your behaviors. Your... Well.... Your very dark. All the time.

And, uhhh, if someone busted down your door and broke both of your knees with a baseball bat for no reason, you would think that it was bad. Most likely you would say something along the lines of "WTF, he just hurt me for no reason!". You probably wouldnt just say "Ehhhh, thats ok, he hurt me because he likes to hurt people, not because he hates people!" You might say that if you were very optimistic, but you have essentially proven you are.... not.


..........Yea. Theres a bit o' backup.

Don't mistake the character for the actor who is playing him.

Yes, obviously.
Because it's happening to me.
But if someone were to go around murdering people I don't know, I wouldn't think it was bad - after all, it's not affecting me any.
People are funny like that.

EVIL!!!!!

 

[ace_of_something]

God I love venture bros.