What do people always say to you?

[EeveeElectro]

Just like the title says, what is one, or many things people say to you?
For me it's;
You fidget a lot don't you?
Were you born with it?
Shhh, be quiet, people are sleeping.
You've got more food down your top than on your plate.

And yes, I do act like a 3 year old

 

[PureChaos]

things people say to me a lot:
shut up
retard
shut up, retard

 

[MasterStratus]

One thing.
Are you Japanese?

Yes, all Asians are Japanese.
How did you know?
*sigh*

 

[HardRockSamurai]

...put your clothes back on...

[small]They're just jealous.[/small]

 

[War Penguin]

It used to be "You look like Harry Potter". But since I've grown so much hair people either say "I like your hair" or "Get a hair cut!" Two very contrasting responses.

 

[Simalacrum]

oh my god you look like [enter famous dorky nerds name here]!! - that gets irritating frankly -.-

can teach me to say [rude word here] in Japanese? - I know Japanese

stop being patronising!

you hug too much.

 

[El Poncho]

Why do you blink alot? and then it is It's really annoying.

Well fucking sorry for blinking, I guess I will try to fucking stop it just for you since I am annoying you with blinking.

I now just say I have slight terrets and thats why I blink.

 

[Disaster Button]

...put your clothes back on...

[small]They're just jealous.[/small]

I know I am!
Uh, I mean, football. YEAH FOOTBALL!

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Your a whore for hugs

 

[Casual Shinji]

Good morning.

 

[Hazy]

"No Mr. Barker, for the last time, you cannot attend class in your underwear."

 

[Captain Pancake]

Take... on.... me....
(take on me...)

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

what colour is your hair or you have really big pupils, neither of which is my fault!

 

[Vetinarii]

Eric...

and it's not even my name.

 

[Radeonx]

"Your an emotionless bastard!"
"Why don't you care about my problems!?"
Indifference has both positive and negative effects.

 

[Abedeus]

One thing.
Are you Japanese?

Yes, all Asians are Japanese.
How did you know?
*sigh*

Only 1 person in a hundred can tell the difference between a Chinese person and a Japanese person. So don't worry, I know how to.

My neighbors:

"You are such a handsome lad" (says an 80-year old granny) - Ugh, thanks. I think?

My family (except for the closest one):

"You look great with that new hairstyle" - Yay, thanks.

My dad:

"SHAVE YOU BEARD!!"

My mom:

"Don't listen, don't shave it if you don't want to."

My sister:

"Oh, you're growing beard, I see?" - No, I'm just too damn lazy to shave ;d

 

[quiet_samurai]

"I can't belive you just said that!"

"What do you mean see other people?"

"Oh my god dude, you rock!"

"Seriously, I know I just said you rock, but I need to say it agian...you rock!"

My favorite though

"....but I.........." etc.

 

[WiccaVamp]

Why do you always use big words?

Wow, your short.

CUTE *flinch* don't hurt me.

I think you've had enough coffee.(or) you just HAD coffee!?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

"Your hair is sexy... a lot."

Usually followed by:

"Wanna go back to my house?"