What do people always say to you?

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LockHeart

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"How long since you last shaved?"

OR

"I think you look good with stubble."

Drives me insane.
 

Takoto

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"You're really mature for your age"
"Wait, you're only fifteen? I thought you were older..."
"Hey ******"
"Hey Furfag"

:c
 

Blood_Lined

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Captain Pancake said:
Take... on.... me....
(take on me...)
I never would have gotten that reference otherwise. Unless I am still incorrect. My apologies if I am.

My own includes from, just one man, "Open mouth insert foot" because I am unfortunately a very oblivious person.
 

Blood_Lined

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Takoto said:
"You're really mature for your age"
"Wait, you're only fifteen? I thought you were older..."
"Hey ******"
"Hey Furfag"

:c
I know exactly how you feel, you have my sympathies. However is furfag REALLY the best put-down that some punks can come up with?
 

Cargando

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Jester Lord said:
Cargando said:
People say to me: 'You're hands are a really weird colour'.

I have poor circulation, so in cold weather they go white. And red. And purple. With small spots of flourescent orange too.
Yes! Im not alone! I usually get flourescent blue or purple spots while my hands go white.
Blue?! Still, mine aren't as bad as my sisters, whose hands don't go orange, just utterly white.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Aside from "Hello"

I can tell when I meet a gamer:
"You like just like Snake, did you know that?"- Of course I fucking know that, because people like you never fail to mention it.


"How did you do that to your hand" (I had an accident with an aze a few years ago) shortly followed by the most retarded question known to man, "Did it hurt?"
 

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EmileeElectro said:
Steampunk muffin said:
"I like your hair/can i touch your hair?"

I get these from about 5 girls every time i go to the mall.
pics or it didn't happen!
I suppose i was over exaggerating a bit. It's actually one girl and four grown men.o_O
 

TheCameraman

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"Put that gun away please, let's just talk about this, shall we?"

In all seriosuness, I don't really have any specific quotes that have stuck with me, no idea why.
Other than maybe: "Hmm, now that you mention it, that might not work.". Yup, I'm a natural defeatist.
 

stone0042

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people always think I'm in college. I wear a lot of college t shirts because i like college sports, and I'm 6'3", so people automatically assume I'm attending whatever college is currently a part of my attire. Did i mention that I'm a sophomore and this has been happening since the beginning of freshman year?
 

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Steampunk muffin said:
EmileeElectro said:
Steampunk muffin said:
"I like your hair/can i touch your hair?"

I get these from about 5 girls every time i go to the mall.
pics or it didn't happen!
I suppose i was over exaggerating a bit. It's actually one girl and four grown men.o_O
Awwhh.. I meant pics of your hair :p I can imagine it being bright pink and a mohawk.

And at least you don't get asian men shouting either "GET YOUR TITS OUT, GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!" or something in thier language and rubbing their arm o_O
 

Tav73

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"You're in dream-world again aren't you?"
"Are you playing that game again?"
"Are you getting up today or do you plan to stay in bed all day?" - weekends only; I think I'm entitled to it ^-^
 

clicketycrack

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"Hello, how are you?"
Answer: "pretty good"
"WOW! You're slew-footed as hell"
Answer: "Kiss my ass","Fuck you", or "WOW! What kind of bastard would point out another person's physical imperfections to them when they barely even know them?"
"How the hell did you lose so much weight?"
Answer: "I stopped eating"

Boxpopper said:
"You look like my friend Kevin!"
"You're so quiet..."
"You're so smart!"
These are pretty much what I get as well. Except for the first one of course. If everybody really says that to you, then Kevin must have a million friends.
 

Berethond

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"I hate you."
"You ruin everything."
"I never want to see you again."
"..."
"You're weird."

As you can see, people don't really like me very much....

EDIT-
"You don't like anything, do you?"
"Do you always have to be so depressing?"
"Go die in a hole."
"Your music is GAY."

I do wish someone would just say "I love you" or at least "Hey, how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you." I'd even settle for "Hi, how are you doing?" As long as they actually mean it.