What do people always say to you?

[Takoto]

"You're really mature for your age"
"Wait, you're only fifteen? I thought you were older..."
"Hey ******"
"Hey Furfag"

:c

I know exactly how you feel, you have my sympathies. However is furfag REALLY the best put-down that some punks can come up with?

:c *hugs*

Also, it's mostly my boyfriend and best friend (my best friend is a furry) who call me furfag, xD It only annoys me when bashers/flamers do it, I get it a lot from flamers D:

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"You know, communism looks good on paper, but..."

Just shut the f*** up already.

 

[Rad_Brad]

That I should cut my hair.
Or they just don't say anything to me.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Why do you blink alot? and then it is It's really annoying.

Well fucking sorry for blinking, I guess I will try to fucking stop it just for you since I am annoying you with blinking.

I now just say I have slight terrets and thats why I blink.

If you have tourette's syndrome, shouldn't you know how to spell it?
OT: "Are you twins?"
"Which one are you?"
I HATE being a twin sometimes, but it's fun to play tricks

 

[jboking]

Take... on.... me....
(take on me...)

TAAAAKE...MEEEE...OOOOON.
(take on me...)
I'LL...BEEE...GOOONNNEEE,
IN A DAY OR TWWWWWWOOOOO!

Now that I've got that out of my system:
I am repeatedly told
"You go outside dressed like that!?"
Am I outside, *****? Then yes.

"I like your hat."
I have many of them because normal ones don't fit my head. So when I find one that does I instantly buy it. I change up my hat every now and again to keep people guessing. I like my bowler the most.

"You're really smart."
I'm only ever told this by people I know are stupid, or by teachers. Sometimes those two things are one in the same.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Smile it might never happen! Exactly how many times has anyone smiled after having this nugget of fucking wisdom spoke to them??? I'm gonna guess a big fat fucking ZERO!

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

People say to me: 'You're hands are a really weird colour'.

I have poor circulation, so in cold weather they go white. And red. And purple. With small spots of flourescent orange too.

Yes! Im not alone! I usually get flourescent blue or purple spots while my hands go white.

Blue?! Still, mine aren't as bad as my sisters, whose hands don't go orange, just utterly white.

Yep, a nice pretty dark blue. People say my touch can freeze water! And your sister sounds like she can pull off ghost hands very well.

 

[BeastofShadow]

"You're weird"
"OMG do you like X,Y,Z?"
"Was that sore to get done?" In relation to my lipring.
"Do you like all that rocker music?"
"Oi! Paddzer? Help us with me homework you'd ye?"
"Doing your homework again? You'll never get that done before class"

 

[esperandote]

you talk too fast
you blink a lot (that makes me wanna blink)

 

[Manbro]

"Get the fuck out of my house!!!"
That's one I hear a lot.

 

[Motti]

"hey, it's tom"
My response is usually to look down at myself and yell "holy shit so it is!"

 

[Shleffy]

Gotta be "Its not the end of the world"

Yes, I know that, but if my leg was being sawed off, its not "the end of the world",
but its still pretty fucking bad!

That or, "You do this alot, don't you?"

 

[albear]

'what?'

 

[SimpleChimp]

I get:
"Your not short" Because i am 5'11'' but all my friends are 6'1 + and i get napoleons complex.

"Hows it feel to be so short?"

"Your the tallest short man i've ever seen"

"*big word i just said* Who the hell says that?" [my reply is usually "Me, and other educated people"]

"OMG you shaved your head?" [no, its just the quickest case of male pattern baldness. But dont worry, it will grow back]

"Omg, i like your hat" [Strange girls allways say this to me. If they are Attractive i say "Yeah, my hat likes you too"]

"Is that even a word?" [yes it is]

"You Cant say that!" [well, fuck-adoodle-doo]

"Does that mean your a complete badass?" [when people find out i do Muay Thai/Ju jitsu "No, it means i train."]

"Does that mean you can speak german?" [wow, your a 1/16th Cherokee? does that make you a wind talker?]

"OMG you drive a rabbit?" [said either condescending, while laughing, or with a big SQUEEE and worship]

"What do you study?" [molecular physics, says I while reading a book about how to develop characters for creative writing]

"Want to wrestle?" [which basically means, hey i think im stronger than you. Do you want to prove me wrong and embarrass me in front of my friends? The answer is yes]

"Who likes Hockey?" [hockey fans jack ass]

"Dude, You like Hockey!" [yes, hints to the jersey]

"Omg, Its Dean The Ninja!" [this is my favorite one. Long story, but it allways makes me smile]

 

[Blackadder51]

I get this far to often "Please sir, just stop dancing."

or

"Just fuck up"

 

[ScarlettRage]

Your a whore for hugs

lol me too
and
you look like your dad(and also insert aunt and grandmother)
pretty eyes and smile

also have been told im a *****, spass, and a whore

 

[SimpleChimp]

"Your hair is cool"
"Hey cutie"
"Hey goodlooking"
"Get out of my room."
"AAAAHH!" after I jump up and scare them

or possibly

"A WITCH!" from any of my L4D fanboys

. . . Are you sure they are saying A witch? (sarcastic eye brow raise)

But if, Hey Cutie, and Hey Goodlooking are said alot, shouldnt the third one be. "Come on in!"

 

[Deleted]

"Noone asked you" - when I shut down an argument between two people. Usually the guy I proved wrong says this.

"Don't touch me there!" - When poke my friends ... surgery stitches.

 

[M2VASH]

"how does this work"
"do you know "

-because strangely i always give a valid answer! or a very good guess.

 

[chefassassin2]

I tend to get, "You need to smile more. You look scary when you don't." "Damn, you're a big dude." "Wow, you're kindof a dork, aren't you?" and my personal favorite, when someone's screwing around in my kitchen and there's work to be done, I just look over at them, and without me saying a word, they just look at me, start cutting something, and say simply, "Yes, Chef."