What do people always say to you?

[Silly_Billy]

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"You look like a girl when you have your glasses off"
"you look like a psychopath with your glasses on"

Get thin glasses so you can look like Amy Winehouse

 

[The_Healer]

"Hey has anyone ever told you that you are really tall?"
No, no one has ever said that to me captain obvious.

 

[nohorsetown]

"Who let you in here?"

 

[woodwalker]

I think mine would be
"why do you have so many knives?"
and the swift follow-up "you payed HOW much for that butterfly knife?" (it is a Benchmade Model 42. Titanium handles and 154 CM tool steel blade. $212 USD)

 

[Azraellod]

-why don't you ever smile? (i don't want to very often, and it hurts if i smile too much)
-heil miguel (i hate that so much)
-how can you wear so many tops? it's boiling. (it isn't. why don't people learn i am unaffected by high temperatures?)

i dislike hearing all of these. i wish people would take the hint occasionally.

 

[Optional Opinion]

"You started touching me again didn't you?"

 

[PirateKing]

"You have nice eyes." That's one of the most common things people say to me.
Second Place:
"You look like Sylar."

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

"Don't you think that's a little harsh/off/extreme?"

No I don't.

"You should be president dude."

Yes, I should.

"And lowering yourself to their level makes you better how?"

By making me feel better.

"You don't like Pantera?"

Not really no.

Back in school kids used to comment on my heavy metal t-shirts...

"Haahaha! What are you gonna do shoot up the school?"

Nope. *decks em*

 

[IxionIndustries]

Well.. A lot of fucktards who see me in public call me a ******, because I have long hair. Apparently that's in nowadays.

That's the precise reason why I am a shut-in and stay inside all the fucking time.

 

[Eternal_24]

"Woah, that thing is huge!"

Honest... okay maybe not.

 

[Biek]

"You should become a bouncer."

"Do you play rugby? No? You should."

"Biek? What kind of a name is that?"

 

[ArcWelder92]

"There's no such thing as invisible ninjas!"

This is redundant. It should be, "there's no such thing as VISIBLE ninjas."

 

[Gondito]

"Dude"

 

[lasherman]

It used to be "You look like Harry Potter". But since I've grown so much hair people either say "I like your hair" or "Get a hair cut!" Two very contrasting responses.

I used to get that all the time, so I got my hair cut really short. The next day I saw a commercial for a new Harry Potter movie, and his hair looked exactly like mine, lol

 

[joe182]

'pull your trousers up'
'Cut your hair'
'Eeeeemoo'

God, i love england.

 

[FightThePower]

'Whoa...nice beard'

 

[SovietSecrets]

"Hey Jew"
"JEW!!!"
"You're a Jew!"

I think you get the idea. I either get hello or HEY JEW from my friends.

 

[Fallingwater]

"You need to grow up" and "you need to take life more seriously", neither of which I have any intention of doing if at all possible.

 

[Fooshi]

Mostly just a simple "Hello!". If its not "Hello!", its "God damn you're ugly!"