What do people always say to you?

[Lizmichi]

"I guess you're right." (After I tell them the same thing for weeks and weeks and weeks and they finally see I am right.)
"Because I said so."
"You have a nice singing voice."
"Please sing."
"Woman's rights. lol."
"Are you normal?"
"haha you fell in the creek." (Because I did in 10th grade in bio.)
"You're a walking disaster waiting to crash land."
"You're a human dictionary." (Since when is contemplate or spectacle a big word?)

 

[Aqualung]

"I'm Batman."

 

[crudus]

"stop shaking your leg"
"you are random"
"you are weird"
"are you ok/alright"
"what!?"

 

[traceur_]

"Why do you run everywhere?" Because I rarely walk, I just hate moving slow.

"Your hair is awesome"
"Your hair is so soft"

"Stop staring at my breasts"

"I'm calling the police"

"Freeze!"

"Get on the ground, hands behind your back!"

"Stop struggling!"

 

[whiskey_hicks]

"Slow down, I barely heard what you said."

"What?"

"Oh shit, before you come in here let me double check the fire extinguishers."

"Do you have your flask? I'm going to have to ask for it before you come in here."

"You didn't just make your own drink did you? Son of a-"

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I'll just be mid-conversation with someone (usually girls), and then suddenly they'll stop and stare at me for a couple seconds, before finally saying "You know, you have the most beautiful blue eyes." It's always nice to hear, but it's kind of funny in a way because it's not a question of if the girls will say it, it's a question of when. Some will notice immediately, others it'll take months.

 

[Kamikazi1231]

People ask me if I'm related to Harry Potter... my name being James Potter. Gets old after a while lol

 

[Terramax]

People at work always tell me "you're so polite".

Thank God they've not read some of my posts on these forums.

Whenever I don't have glasses on, people ask me
"Can you see without your glasses?"
Which is always replied with a sarcastic answer, then they ask
"how many fingers am I holding up?"
like they don't believe you. This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I don't wear glasses.

I get something similar. When I mention that I'm slightly colourblind and get some colours mixed up, it's always followed by someone pointing at random objects and asking "what colour is that?" again, again and again.

 

[Vargas19]

"Wow, you look a lot like John Lennon!"

I usually thought this was kinda funny and a nice way to start a conversation with someone, but then it got old. I don't think I even look like the guy, but everyone says so.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

"Hey Dictionary, what does this mean?" Cause I randomly make up definitions for words
"Your gaaaaaaaaaaaaay" All by my little cousin
"Get A's!!!!!" Mi madre
"You play to much games!" Mi madre
"Are you a sophomore?" Cause I'm averagely tall and puberty hit mi hard

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Something along the lines of "get a haircut" apperently guys aren't supposed to have long hair. That or something about me being heartless/mean etc. Oh and more than one person has said I look like Robert Plant.

 

[TyphoidMary]

Stand up... Oh wait, you are standing.
You fidget a lot.
You're short/pale.
Can I have a piece? (I typically carry gum and chew it like a chain smoker smokes cigarettes)
You're a *****.
I love your hair(color)!
Where did you get that eyeshadow?
Do you have any clothes that aren't black?

My personal favorite:
Are those your kids? (in reference to the pictures of my niece, nephew, and boyfriend's little sister up at work) Because I apparently look like a baby factory.

 

[wikicated]

everyone - your so smart and if you apply yourself a little you can do great things.


me - god damn it, no!

 

[Lord Thodin]

Things people say to me:
WOW {insert my full name here}!!!
Your such a jerk!
Your such an asshole!
Why would you say that!
Fuck off!
Comin in for a high five!
(pro tip: the last ones my favorite)

 

[Lord Thodin]

everyone - your so smart and if you apply yourself a little you can do great things.


me - god damn it, no!

Same here man. I feel ya. I dont care how smart I may be in their eyes i wanna play video games, not study

 

[Sacman]

"Hey you in the bushes!" when will they realize that when I'm running around in there bushes I'm playing army I'm not a peeping tom or burgler and they don't need to call the police...

 

[Blue22]

"Hi, how are you?" Seems pretty normal, then it takes me by surprise when they kick me in the shins.

 

[Aqualung]

"You're such a dork." -My mum.



"But we support whatever you want to do, and if that's video games, that's fine."

:]

 

[Energylegzz]

Thats creepy mainly because I flip my eyes over so that only the white is showing If they say Thats creepy with a good inflection I get along with them if they say it like they are actually really weirded out then not really.