What do people always say to you?

[Kajt]

People tend to ask me to say something funny or help them with something quite a lot.

 

[BlueMage]

From those older, "You're very wise for someone your age."

From those younger than me "Wow, you always know what to do"

From those who D&D "d00d, you must have like a WIS 20 or something" (my response being, of course "So's my CHA")

 

[Pm0n3y]

"are you from New York?" (because my N.Y accent is that noticeable *rolls eyes*)
"you know who you look like? you look like:
-Will Smith?
-Lupe Fiasco? (Rapper)
-Pharrell? (another Rapper. both endorse skateboarding)
-Barack Obama?
-or any black Skateboarder?
I find it hilarious that i look like so many people.

 

[butterkniferampage]

Is your hair naturally curly? yes...
Are you jewish? (i have a "jew-fro") my answer varies on whether or not i want to fool this person i am not, but my father is
When are you getting your hair cut? Soon
Get me "blank". My usual response is a wholesome "fuck you"

 

[NintenTim64]

"YOU'RE TOO TALL!"

"WHY DON'T YOU SHRINK"

"How does she put up with you and your ego?"

 

[OddOzZy666]

I get a lot of "You're so lazy" and "Why do you listen to that crap"

I respond to the second with "At least its better than your piece of shit you call music.
I respond to the first with a simple "Is it a crime to be lazy?" which subsequently shuts them up

 

[Toasty]

People always used to(and still do but not so often) ask if I was'ok' just bcause I probably didnt have a big grin on my face. I'm thinking ok, my face relaxes when I'm thinking....

 

[Jinxzy]

"your such a dork"
"Where did you learn to draw."
"I like your cartoons"

Xboxlive:
"are you a boy or a girl"
"Let me protect you"
"you cant do that...."

 

[bushwhacker2k]

"You look like Jesus."
"Thanks."

I get those quite a bit.

 

[ilion]

A monk told Joshu: `I have just entered the monastery. Please teach me.
Joshu asked: `Have you eaten your rice porridge?
The monk replied: `I have eaten.
Joshu said: `Then you had better wash your bowl.
At that moment the monk was enlightened.

 

[bodyklok]

People keep on saying I've got thick hair. I don't know if that's a complement or an insult, it's definitely not some neural statement or observation.

Other things people say to me frequently:
Hi Dougal
Hay Dougal
Hello Mr. Meredith (old bar tender, he's set in his ways)
Bye
See ya
Good evening (really set in his ways)

And yes, if it wasn't obvious the only people I tend to spend time with are me mates, my mum, and the local pub owner, though that has more to do with business that anything else.

 

[Carlos263]

"Do you ever get the fuck off that computer?"

 

[Kabutos]

"Oh my God! Your eyebrows point upwards!"

"Can I touch them?"

"Why not?"

"You're an asshole"

"Okay fine, I'll change the subject. What are you doing in the girls' locker room?"

True story.

 

[Supraliminal]

Some pissed people:
"What do you do with your life: you don't smoke, use drugs, drink alcohol, eat crap food, watch D-class Horror Movies [small]etc.[/small]

My retort:
"And you do just those things?"

Living healthily isn't an option?
Weird.

"Oh my God! Your eyebrows point upwards!"

"Can I touch them?"

"Why not?"

"You're an asshole"

"Okay fine, I'll change the subject. What are you doing in the girls' locker room?"

True story.

Really?

Made me laugh, that kind of things never happen to me.
[small]read my post and you know why[/small]

 

[Devilgod27]

what are you going to do with that knife?

 

[z121231211]

"Such a 9 ball."

Seriously.

Where the hell did you find other Touhou fans?

People don't talk to me, I'm about as noticable as Usui.

Though most of my friend's say "fail" when I do something wrong. I'm really prone to that.

 

[Sark]

"Why are your legs so shiny? Do you shave them?"
No, I do not, they just reflect light like golden pillars of love.

 

[Tartarga]

your fat
...
my friends are very unoriginal