What do people always say to you?

[chstens]

"You're smart!"

"Your hair is longer"

"Card denied"

"Are you serious?" - When I'm being sarcastic.

"What's up?"

"How are you doing?"

"Are you allright?"

"Sure!"

"Nerd!" - In which I reply, "Yes?", shuts them up every time.

"Join us at [Local pizza joint] or be rectangular"

"You should've ditched her a long time ago"

"I would've punched her in the face months ago"

"I'm not sure she's entirely sane"

"You have big feet!"

"You drink? Surprising!"

Just to mention a few.

 

[NoTroll]

"You are the sexiest thing I've ever encountered."

 

[person427]

"You're one of the most...interesting people I have ever met" or "It's been...interesting" and other stuff like that.

 

[riskroWe]

"Stop being so negative."

 

[Zallest]

I like to spout stupid catch phrases and one liners when i play video games so i get a lot of
"God, that was so corny"
or
"That was stupid *chuckle*"

my girlfriend thinks it's funny and sometimes i can feel the people on the other side of the internets rolling their eye's at me

 

[FinalGamer]

"That's inappropriate."
"Stop biting your fingernails."
"You should go to bed earlier."

 

[Awesomeness]

"Stop following me you strange little man".

this is ussually followed by a punch to the face.

 

[ShawnRiles]

Get a haircut.

 

[Bat Vader]

Whenever I tell people I read Shakespeare I get responses like this:

"Shakespeare?, Wasn't he a writer?"

"Shakespeare is boring"

"I like Poe."

 

[Julianking93]

"Oh my God, I love your hair!"

Or

"You have beautiful eyes."

This comes from women. But this is what guys say to me:

"Look at that fag's hair!"

Or just simply,

"Fag!!!"

 

[Kingsman]

"Hey- Hey! HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

No, just kidding.

Most just ask me if I play basketball, because I'm so tall. (No.)

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

"You need to cut your hair" usually followed by me saying "When I feel like it, I will."

 

[C0nn0r666]

wtf is up with your hair!

 

[LCP]

what the hell are you doing.

or

why the mexican hat?

 

[LewsTherin]

Hi, *name withheld*!

You need to shave.

Get a haircut, you hippy.

Get on BNet, I'm hosting Enfos

I want your children

That's about it.

 

[kirathesavior]

for me:
"what are you anyway?"
"are you Indian?"
"why are you so short?"
"...why...?"
"how did you get so thin?"
"why are you so pretty?"
"what IS that anyway?"
"how do you put up with this?"
"your loving this aren't you?"
and...
"why are you so evil?"

 

[TankCopter]

"I love your hair colour!"
"Nice shirt"
"Shut up, ginger/ ranga/ etc"
"Geez, look at that ranga."
"You're smart"
"Get off the broom and stop flying around."
"Are you ok?"
"Oh my god, why are you so ginger/ pale/ etc"
"Shut up, you dumb slut." -Yes this has been said to me a fair few times, by the same person.
"Why are you reading that? It's old/crap"
"Stop growing!"
"Why do you put up with all this crap?"
"Get a haircut."
"Stop singing."
"Talk slower."
"Talk louder."
"*****."


My friends are douchebags.

 

[ArchBlade]

"You look good in that hat." When I look good in mah hat.

"So?" When I bring to light one of my particular friend's many faults. Humorously, of course.

"Stop using big words!" When people are stupid.

"Dude, tone it down, I can't understand you." When the blatant illiteracy that caused them to tell me to stop using larger words circles all the way around back to smart, and then even further back down to horrid idiocy.

 

[Yoshemo]

are you gay?
why are you so skinny?
ew
nice moustache
shitty moustache
stop looking at my butt