What do people always say to you?

[A random person]

It used to be "You look like Harry Potter". But since I've grown so much hair people either say "I like your hair" or "Get a hair cut!" Two very contrasting responses.

That Harry Potter thing applies to my older brother, especially when he was about 11.

People seem to think I'm very smart, especially when it comes to math. On a less narcissistic note, I get a good bit of comments on my very thin mustache (I'm 15, it's pretty uncommon for my age even if it's hopelessly thin).

 

[EvilMuffin094]

"I like your hair/can i touch your hair?"

I get these from about 5 girls every time i go to the mall.

pics or it didn't happen!

I suppose i was over exaggerating a bit. It's actually one girl and four grown men.

Awwhh.. I meant pics of your hair I can imagine it being bright pink and a mohawk.

And at least you don't get asian men shouting either "GET YOUR TITS OUT, GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!" or something in thier language and rubbing their arm

Unfortunately, I do not have pictures of my hair available for use here D: i can tell you its shoulder length and semi wavy though to sum it up. As for the second thing...thats pretty creepy.XD

 

[KarumaK]

When are you gonna get a girlfriend?
Your handsome/cute why don't you have a gf?
You ever gonna bring home a gf?
You'll find a girl you want one day.

HEY! People, I'll go for a relationship when I see one succeed how about that. Fuckin' divorcees trying to tell me about relationships.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[ddon]

"dont you get scared having a snake in your room"? or "your his brother"?! turns out my brother has a fanclub at my school..... that he left 3 years ago. i also seem to have a thing that makes people aim balls at my head. football,soccerball,basketball,volleyball i got it all..... oddly not dodgeball.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

"I think so Brain, but if they called them sad meals then kids wouldn't buy them."

 

[Macropter]

The most common one I hear is "What is wrong with you?"
My answer: "Probably lot's of stuff," "Absolutely nothing, I'm perfect," or "I forget."\

I also get, "Shut up!" "Are you gay?" and "Stop hugging me!"

 

[Madaxeman101]

get your genitals away from my sons face

 

[AbuFace]

"Do you want fries with that?"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?"

 

[QuadrAlien]

"Aargh!" and "Damn it, don't sneak up on me like that!" are the two that spring most readily to mind... It's not that I'm trying, I'm just rather quiet.

Any comments along the lines of "You're weird" will be answered simply "I know."

 

[quiet_samurai]

When are you gonna get a girlfriend?
Your handsome/cute why don't you have a gf?
You ever gonna bring home a gf?
You'll find a girl you want one day.

HEY! People, I'll go for a relationship when I see one succeed how about that. Fuckin' divorcees trying to tell me about relationships.

Dude I get that all the time from my parents, especially my mom. I just never bring GF's around or talk about them. Don't worry about it.

 

[UltramarinesFTW]

lol, Im reeeeeeeeeally shy to everyone offline, and who I dont know! ;P

 

[Sir Broccoli]

"What are you doing in my house?"
"OH MY GOD IS THAT BLOOD?!"
"Would you SHUT UP about penguins already!?"
"There's no such thing as invisible ninjas!"

 

[AvsJoe]

Shut up, Joe.

I used to get that a lot from my sister. Then I moved out. Now it's:

Where's Toby?

It's an inside joke. On a related note: don't ever watch an Australian movie called Rapid Fear. Unless you're into movies that are so bad, it's good.

 

[VargRaev]

Dude you should go outside sometimes
Why dont you practice any sports?
why do you always wander around?
Would you plaese shut up?
or
Shut up!

 

[dalek sec]

Nothing really, I have no friends.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

"Stop using big words!"

To which my response is usually, "Buy a fucking dictionary!"

 

[Metric Monkey]

Shut up you sushi making lumberjack. (I'm half canadian and half japanese.)
People are always trying to combine the words "Japanese" and "Canadian" and always end up with some stupid shit. But they always feel the need to yell it at me.
They call me emo because I don't care about them. [small] Freakin idiots..[/small]
"Ching chong ching." Thinking I'll understand this crap coming out of their mouth.
They end all their sentences with "Eh" because "It's cool." I just think they're mocking me.
"You're going to have a heat stroke." I wear sweatshirts almost anywhere I go.
Yeah. People suck.

 

[Lynx]

"Your hair is cool"
"Hey cutie"
"Hey goodlooking"
"Get out of my room."
"AAAAHH!" after I jump up and scare them

or possibly

"A WITCH!" from any of my L4D fanboys