What do people always say to you?

[Supreme Unleaded]

people always say "would ya shut up about duct tape."

This is because I'm always saying Duct Tape Solves Everything, which it does.

I have used it for many things like a

-bandage
-wallet
-backpack
-suit
-weapon
-something to fix anything.

So yeah, but hay, duct tape solves everything.

 

[Razgrizaces]

One thing.
Are you Japanese?

Yes, all Asians are Japanese.
How did you know?
*sigh*

Only 1 person in a hundred can tell the difference between a Chinese person and a Japanese person. So don't worry, I know how to.

I think I'm one of those 1/100 people.

I get a lot of things saying:

Are you retarded? - "Yes, I'm completely retarded, which is why I have a 96 average altogether, in an Honors class."

Are you Chinese? - "No, I'm not Chinese, I'm [Insert non-Asian nationality here, besides Italian]

Your hair is so fluffy! (Usually followed by running through my hair.) - "Yeah, thanks. Please stop touching me."

 

[Pimppeter2]

My god! That's huge!
That can't possible fit in there!


Its not my fault I bought a Tank!

 

[T-Bone24]

"Can I wear your glasses?"
"Fuck no"

 

[Cargando]

People say to me: 'You're hands are a really weird colour'.

I have poor circulation, so in cold weather they go white. And red. And purple. With small spots of flourescent orange too.

 

[Cairo]

Take... on.... me....
(take on me...)

Taaaaaaake meeeeee oooooooon!
Sorry, couldn't help myself. Usually, I get, "you would." Which is to say, I act in character, I guess...

 

[EeveeElectro]

Haha, I made this thread because I knew I'd see some funny responses
You never fail to please. *strokes the escapist*

 

[Broady Brio]

One thing.
Are you Japanese?

Yes, all Asians are Japanese.
How did you know?
*sigh*

Wow, gald I'm not alone with this.

OT: Chavs call me
"Wut a kwnob, hes a skimmy buggar arnt ye?" Thier voices are normally very funny.

 

[Jedamethis]

'Nice Moustache'

'why thank you, I made it myself'

*strokes the escapist*

*purrrs* I can has cookie now?

 

[Squid1361]

"Shut up"
"I like/hate your hair"
"You're too tall"
"Help me with my math homework" (followed by me rolling my eyes)

duct tape solves everything.

= WIN!!!

 

[Daking]

Whenever I don't have glasses on, people ask me
"Can you see without your glasses?"
Which is always replied with a sarcastic answer, then they ask
"how many fingers am I holding up?"
like they don't believe you. This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I don't wear glasses.

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

I can't see where you're looking with those glasses, can you take them off?
aaah! Put them bacck on! Put them back on!

Actually happened.

 

[EeveeElectro]

'Nice Moustache'

'why thank you, I made it myself'

*strokes the escapist*

*purrrs* I can has cookie now?

 

[Jedamethis]

'have a cookie and shut up'
lots of people tell me that

Spoiler

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"How tall are you?"
"Are you deaf?"
"Are you mute?"
"You look angry."
"S-sorry to bother you, please don't hurt me."
"Put on some damn pants ya barbarian!"
"You need to uhhm, shave your..."
"Get the fuck off the escapist and come relax/chill."
"Cracka"
"Honky"
"Slave driva."
"Quite the collection you got here. I hope that they're all legal."
I can go on for days.

 

[Hugo Artenis Rune]

"Jesus Christ, you're sexy - get your clothes off now and do me, hard".

That's what the ladies that live in my head say anyway.

In real life, after a bit, people tend to say either

"You're bigger than you look!" (no, that's not a willy reference sadly)
or
"You're stronger than you look!"

I guess I'm an optical illusion or something. Who knows. I prefer what the ladies in my head say.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

People say to me: 'You're hands are a really weird colour'.

I have poor circulation, so in cold weather they go white. And red. And purple. With small spots of flourescent orange too.

Yes! Im not alone! I usually get flourescent blue or purple spots while my hands go white.

 

[Davey Woo]

Wow, you're tall. (6ft 4ish)
I like your shoes. (Osiris ones with paint splatter patterns on)
You give great hugs. (Yea well what can I say...)

 

[Captain Pancake]

"Help me with my math homework" (followed by me rolling my eyes)

Well, i've got some stuff about altitudes in a triangle, if you wouldn't mind...