What do people always say to you?

[zerzxes]

"Can't you just turn off that music?"

No I can NOT turn off that music so STOP ASKING!

"What is the answer to question number [#]"

Why do i have to be the "smart guy" in class it gets on my nerves sometimes.

"Why do you go around poking everyone?"

uhhmmmm..... *poke*

 

[BlackJack47]

Your very polite
Whats up with your neck?

What IS up with your neck?

Not much, just my slightly skinny frame and larger head gives it a very thin appearance. I usually have to wear collar shirts or turtle-necks ¬¬

 

[johnfistyadams]

Stop looking through my window!

 

[Liam1390]

Comment:"Why are you so silent?" Reply: "So I don't have to talk to you."
C:"You're studying culinary arts, I can't cook" or " I can't boil water" or a description of latest item that person made" R:"Why do you feel compelled to tell me this"
C:"Why are you reading?" R:"It normally keeps people like you away."
C: " You finally cut your hair." R: "I've had it like this for a while, please stop touching me."
C:" Why are you always listening to music." R:" I like music" followed by turning up the volume."
C: "You have a lot of birds, your house must be filled with them,, it must get noisy." R: Most of them are small, if the house is quiet, then they're quiet."
C:"Doesn't that hurt,do you feel pain at all. "R:"Yes that hurts, but I don't react to pain because some parrots are encouraged by that, so stop asking me it's annoying."
C: "Your not a morning person are you?" R:"No shit Sherlock."
C: "You have a strange name." R:"Should I care"
C:"Are you goth?"R:"No, I'm not."(I have alot of black clothes.)

 

[Jon Etheridge]

You do what for a living?

 

[Andalusa]

"You're so quiet."
"Are you all right?"

Because I don't talk much and sometimes look depressed people think I'm suicidal or something.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Thinks i hear a lot

"you know that you're an asshole?"

(yup i do)

"hahaha Great"

"Want some more coffee....stupid question"

(thaaanks)

"Awake so early?"

(usually arount 12am to 3pm)

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Your too skinny, you need to eat more.

What is "System of a Down"?

 

[LewsTherin]

That word you used, what does it mean?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Sir, put your pants back on, please

 

[LeonLethality]

shut up.
go away.
get out of the girls changeroom.
cut your hair.

 

[piez13]

"Aren't you cold?"
"You think too much."
"Stop tapping your feet!"

I used to get "You need to shave" until people got used to me shaving once a week. It's irritating to do so more than once a week.

 

[Sexy.EXE]

"You have nice hair."
"Are you a girl?" (Yes people ask me this in real life too.)
"You are short"

 

[EeveeElectro]

Were you born with it?

Gotta ask. What's "it"?

I'm missing a fingernail.

Sooooo....were you? If not, I always love a good story. Unless you don't want to tell, of course.

Haha. Yeah I was, it makes opening things and peeling off stickers hard.

Spoiler

 

[EeveeElectro]

It figures it would have to be your index finger...and I SWEAR I'm not making fun, but those...grooves(?) on the sides make it look like your finger has nostrils. My brain works oddly, I apologize.

Haha, it's okay. They're little bits of nail though. Dunno why I have it, no one in my family does, and I've never met someone who does.
Sometimes I draw eyebrows and smily face on it xD I'm so amused.

 

[Baby Eater]

put your clothes on and quit screwing my girlfriend/daughter/wife/self

 

[ottenni]

'Sneaky Russian!'

And i'm not even Russian!