What do people not believe about you?

[Ice Car]

I just remembered another one. People don't believe me (Over the internet) when I say I don't use the asdfjkl; way of typing yet my WPS is somewhere around 60 or 70. I brang it up in one topic and everyone was saying "That's not possible".

I also hold my pencil weird. I sort of "rebelled" as a child and I chose to hold a pencil "my own way" and learned to hold it that way. "Ah come on, how hard is it to hold a pencil?" I thought. Well, actually the above belongs in a different topic I made, but whatever...

 

[nuba km]

everything I to wierds people out (I once made a walrus noise in the middle of my sentence because I felt like it) but things people don't believe about me is that I once punched someone.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, seriously, I apologize so much I get told to stop.

Apparently, I look intimidating when I'm not doing anything, like standing there and staring off into space, when I'm really bored to death.

Also, I've never had thoughts about marriage, weird I know, but I can't seem to be bothered by it.

 

[DVS Storm]

That I also listen to other genres even though I am a metal/rock fan. And that I buy most of my music. Also the fact that even though I'm good at school, I'm pretty laid back don't stress about school. I also don't use all of my free time for school work. I dunno why people seem to think that.

 

[Shivarage]

That I can play a guitar and sing...

 

[JLML]

That I'm really as nice as I show myself to be on the forums.

THAT'S A LIE!!! EVERYONE BELIEVES THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THAT NICE!!!

Ahem, sorry for that... BUT IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

Eeh... OT:

Well, most don't believe me when I tell them my plans for the future, and some (that is, my mum) kinda rages at me about it. Also they don't believe in that I actually eat food. Or sleep. Or do anything school related outside school... Also, at the last one they're kinda correct. :3

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

That I most certainly did NOT have a threesome with my best friend and his ex-girlfriend.

 

[ChocoFace]

The way I am online is the me you would experience in real life.
I don't change because the people i'm talking to are hidden behind a monitor full of pixels, rather I treat them all as if I was standing in front of them.

you call them gay fags and make lame mom-jokes? Boo you.

People rarely believe i can dunk. so what if i'm not black?

 

[thylasos]

My last girlfriend was very surprised, and initially didn't believe, that I hadn't slept with two of our mutual female friends. Odd, but it makes sense in context, I suppose.

Oh, and people find it hard to believe I had a relationship with another guy when I was 16.

 

[teqrevisited]

Nothing recent that comes to mind, but I do remember in History class in secondary school we had to write poetry with a connection to the first world war, and when I handed mine over she flatout accused me of plagiarism because of the style I'd used. Things like deliberately avoiding conventions like rhyming couplets etc.

I swear she only hated me because my cousin caused her so much trouble.

 

[Yureina]

Not really much, actually. At this point most people seem to believe what I say. At least I think they do. Well... there are a few stories from my past that they might not believe, but sometimes I question the truth of those stories too. I guess that means they balance out.

Well... most people probably don't believe that I am either really nice or really introspective. They usually accept one of these things fairly quickly, but not the other at first.

 

[Mr Shrike]

People don't believe I am vegetarian.

It's because I wear a lot of black, hang around with loud people, am outgoing and tell a lot of very rude jokes and swear a lot.

I'm often mistaken for being stupid due to my joking and general asshattery. Yesterday one of my friends said "Bloody hell, I never knew you were that smart!"

Just because I get lonely and research things I have an interest in, however slight.

 

[Sneeze]

That I'm gay, I guess? Most don't disbelieve per se but they always do a wide eyed and ask "Really?" Always seems like a shock to most people.

 

[Mr.White]

That i'm 19 (20 in less that a week).
And that I have a girlfriend, i'm constantly asked for a picture of me and her for proof.
I'm never told why its so unbelieveable though.

 

[DemonicVixen]

-That I'm straight (wonder when they'll get it through their heads im marrying a MAN!)
-That I DO NOT straighten my hair, its naturally long
-My long nails are REAL not false

 

[navyjeff]

I was once a reactor operator on a submarine. ("The reactor is critical," does not mean something bad is about to happen.)

I got tired of the "Bullshit!" calls, so I just stopped mentioning it when people asked. It's better to let them form their own ideas about me anyway. My Subaru really is fun to drive, too.

 

[Vault Citizen]

That I'm straight

I'm not sure if people still think the same about me but a few of my friends, my ex gf and my fiance all thought I was gay at one point.

 

[Captain Pancake]

That, at the age of two, I boarded a plane with my parents after a long delay and said, "This will be the aeroplane, I expect."

Nor do they often believe I am related to who I say I am related to.

Jesus?

not so much what people don't believe, but whenever a situation arises, people will discount my advice, only to realise in hindsight that my intuition would've been the best course of action. This has happened many a time.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

People don't believe that I hate fighting. That's the only part of the 'Irish' stereotype I don't live up to (well, that and not being ginger).

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

That I have never smoked or taken an illicit drug. Especially pot - people seem to think I look like a pot head.