What do you do with insects?

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Depends on my mood and the insect. Slaters are usually tissued and flushed but occasionally taken outside and freed. Flying things just get bitchslapped out of the air and get a funeral in the shitter or ,if it's a big one, scared outside or i leave them to be captured and tortured by my sadistic cat.

Spiders however, are shown NO mercy under any circumstances.

 

[Littlee300]

I put them on a toothpick and place them outside my room as a warning to all other bugs.

I'm a vegan so I even let mosquitos take my blood... Mostly just let them be...

But if it's a cockroach, I'll kill that ************

Mosquito
Potentially giving me a disease? Whatever
Cockroach
IT IS GROSS! KILL THAT F!@$@!

 

[FalloutJack]

Methodology depends on the bug.

Many are mashed and some are hit with that electro-racket.
Things like grasshoppers, mantids, and like large beetles I take outside.
Stink bugs - those motherfucking stink bugs - are grabbed with tissue and flushed down the toilet.

 

[Kolby Jack]

I hate the sight of bug guts, so I usually try and shoo it out the door or window. Not very manly I know, but really, bug guts just make me gag. If that's not possible, I'll try and trap them in a paper towel or tissue and then crush the little fucker with my hands (without seeing it). Bugs suck.

-snip-

Also, your avatar is the creepiest avatar I've seen on this entire site. Congratulations. *shudders*

 

[Minjoltr]

As long as they're quiet and not parasitic, I'm happy for them to stay. Noisy moths ichneumon wasps are shown the door, aphids infesting my plants get the bug spray, everything else is welcome to stay.

 

[zehydra]

I like bugs. I find them fascinating, and I let them outside when it's convenient.

I don't like it when people like to kill bugs and then complain about animal cruelty to things like, dogs or something.

It's irrational, yet it's done by a whole lot of people.

 

[AzureRaven]

If it bites or stings or is extremely obnoxious...then it's as good as dead. I'd rather not nurse a potentially painfully or annoying bite or have something flying in my face forever. And stink bugs...just because that stench is horrendous and there was infestation here last year...
However, bugs like...a firefly or a moth/butterfly, or heck, even a cicada if it found it's way in here, I just put those in a plastic cup and carry them back outside, I don't feel any need to kill them.

 

[Dimitriov]

They die. Usually just hit them with mah hands!

If I had my way all insects/bugs etc. would be vaporized. The damage to all ecosystems, and by extension us, be damned!

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

The only bugs I'll kill deliberately are the ones after my blood: mosquitoes, ticks, and fleas. I enjoy killing them.

Most other bugs I leave alone.

Centipedes, however, are terrifying motherfuckers. They can have the house, I don't want it.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Well If I can I capture them and move them outside. I have a small cup in my room and I simply slap it down on the bug, put a piece of paper under the cup, flip it and dump the bug outside. If its something that is just going to fly away I usually ignore it or blow on it if its annoying me. Luckily, bugs, due to their small mass, can survive a pretty far fall. (Although I'm not sure what I'd do if I found a poisonous insect since capturing one of them is not a good idea).

 

[Richardplex]

I used to scream like a little girl and sprint to my door, slam it on the way out, and enter the fetal position until it dies of old age. Now I use one of my insect killing sprays. People looked at me weird when I started laughing psychotically at the sight of them in the store.
In my defence of my actions, I've had 26 ladybugs in my room or camping on my windows at once. 26.

 

[Merkavar]

most bugs i just ignore. they find there own way out or die somewhere.

spiders like huntsmans i vacuum them. or spray them. or smash them with a shoe.

 

[Angus565]

I gas em, then I take them to my back room where I interrogation them for information.

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR YOU SIX-LEGGED-BASTARD??!!

 

[Elemental]

MURDA MURDA MURDA, KILL KILL KILL!!
Unless you know, it's a huge raptor-zombie spider that shoots lasers from his face and constantly calls you fuckhead...

That kinda makes me run for my life.

 

[Febel]

WHAT CAN'T YOU DO!? You can eat 'em, you can watch 'em you can play with 'em, you can squish 'em, you can burn 'em with magnifying glasses, you can throw 'em at people ya don't like, you can train 'em to be in little insect circuses, ya can put a little black rock next to 'em and treat it like a monolith from 2001, you can sell 'em as pets, you can buy 'em as pets, ya can keep 'em as pets, ya can throw 'em into a potato gun and shoot 'em at people, ya can boil 'em, mash 'em stick 'em in a stew, ya can do research and discover new ones, ya can chop the legs off the little buggers, ya can watch movies with 'em, you can...

 

[ilspooner]

I normally just ignore most bugs. Except mosquitoes. Those barstards soon feel the wrath of bug spray. > Although, if I'm trying to sleep, any fly gets the spray treatment.

 

[Zeema]

Spiders i run

Flys i rip there wings off

 

[The Hero Killer]

I kill them all...except for spiders because they trap and kill other insects. Insects are my most hated creature in the world, barely beating out humans simply because of their small size and annoying way of infiltrating my home unnoticed.

 

[Audio]

If they bite : Squish
If they dont bite : Flick !
If they Sting : Catch, then fling outside