What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Vorpals]

I'm impartial to height, hair color, and eye color, but other, more personality-esque traits are important.
Intelligence is important, so I can have deep conversations with her.
A sense of humor and understanding and appreciation of other senses of humor is important, so we can crack jokes at each other.
Not a complete tramps or sluts that've had around 15 boyfriends; I like my girls friendly and with an overall geniality.
Kinkiness and craziness is important so we can understand each other and do crazy things.
Not smelling bad. Self-explanatory.
A cute face. I'd prefer a cute face over a hot face, to be completely honest.
Not too dependent on me. I've seen many girlfriends being based entirely around their significant other, and it usually ends up a diaster for one or both persons in the relationship. I like an independent girl.
Girls that can talk and argue without it getting emotional, so we can talk more openly.
Open-mindedness, so we can understand each other and find things we like about each other easier.
Patience, so she can deal with me.
Someone who isn't too fat or too skinny, either of the two extremes turn me off.
Someone who's enjoyable and fun to be around.

Bonus points: Curvy figure, nice ass, nice boobs, different colored eyes, and/or nice legs.

Hooray for being picky!

 

[George Palmer]

a pulse

 

[George Palmer]

*pulse optional

 

[Platinum117]

Unavailability. They must already be a close friend. The must be unatainable also. Yet somehow you must get her. They must be unaware of the fact that they are hot as hell.

Yep that seems to be my perfect girl

 

[Rigs83]

Vagina.
It's been my experience that as a man it's more important to know what a woman would want in me.
My research suggest that they want me to die or at least be someone else.
Preferably tall, dark and abusive because I've been given the run around by woman who go home to boyfriends who beat them up.
I gave up and just concentrate on my life and getting that in order.

 

[bamagirl2012]

I love guys who are sarcastic, they make me laugh. And if he can catch my jokes and my random sense of humor he's pretty much a keeper.

 

[Molten Discharge]

To be honest there must be some sort of attraction or im not interested. Personality is really important, sure but a warm smile, a mischievous glint in thier eyes and nice arms are big criteria for me. A good sense of humour, interesting life and a good connection when you're talking to them are a must. Also a cute posterior always helps hehe.

 

[VaioStreams]

I guess the question is. where do you find a geek and or nerdy girl?

 

[Dentedgod]

What I look for in a woman;
- Shorter than me (I'm 5'11"),
- Skinny or in great shape (any belly or leg fat turns me off and I return the favor by working out 5 days a week)
- Smart about something (I dated a ditzy fashion designer who knew more about colors than I thought possible.)
- they must have a job, a car, and can not live with the parents
- They must be willing to try new things (I love adventures)
- They must be willing to try new foods and not hate any normal ones (I'm an amazing cook and I hate when I put 1-4 hours of work into a meal just to have a chick say she hates tomatoes, true story)
- They must understand and enjoy my nerdly side

-and-most importantly-

- They must be sane and not ruled by emotion (unfortunately this rules out 99.99% of women, Especially as I get older.)

 

[Lightnix]

In a girl I mostly look for: Generally speaking a pulse is a plus... From there a good, dark sense of humour is nice, I'm not too fussed on looks so long as they're not extremely anything (i.e. extremely fat, extremely thin, muscular, etc.).

 

[john1771]

must have a pulse

 

[Lightnix]

I should add, split tongues are a strict no. Argh what the hell?

 

[LaBambaMan]

For me, I look for a few key things in a girl.

- She has to have a good personality. No sense of humor or an over sized ego is automatic NO.

- Can't just be another big boobed blond chick. I know some people are really into that look, but not me. It's too cliche and boring now.

- Has to be smart. I don't want some girl with absolutely no common sense.

- Has to be accepting of my hobbies. I'm a nerd, I have nerdy hobbies, and i'm not afraid to admit that. If you can't accept that then you might as well turn around and go home.

- Has to be in the relationship because she actually cares about me. If you're only in this because you think it's the right thing to do or because there's an off-hand chance of us fucking then you're in the wrong place.

- Has to no worry about my niggling little injuries. I've got enough physical injuries to populate a small town by this point(heart murmur included), but don't worry about them constantly. I've survived the last 23 years being all wonky and messed up, i'm pretty sure I can survive the next 23 also. This isn't to say i'm not appreciative of your concern for my well being, but if I wince in pain from my knee don't freak out. If I collapse into a crumpled heap of man and my heart rate has accelerated about 3 fold then call 911.

Maybe this is why i'm still single, maybe I am too picky. Oh well, i'm stubborn and I have my requirements.

 

[WhyteBoy]

The opposite genitalia.

And must be alive.


....I'm 16 give me a break, anything will do

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Pretty eyes + cute > "Hot"

I usually prefer the shy/quiet girls, because they're often the bubbliest and most awesome when you get them to stop being shy around you
A nice body is of course a plus, but anything that comes between Obese and Walking Rake is perfectly fine xD
I'm fine with the person's general appearance as long as they're healthy really. Obese or super skinny isn't very healthy, and I don't want to spend my time worrying that they're going to end up with one health problem or another. That would just make my time with them suck..
And they need to be a different kind of normal. Totally sane is boring, and they would be put off by my eccentricities, so it's better all around if the girl is also slightly crazy

 

[Insanum]

I have a points system

Blonde +1
Gamer +2
Plays an instrument (guitar, bass, Piano, Or can sing well) +2
Intelligent +2
My random sense of humour, But knows where to draw the line +2
attractive +2

And now the negatives (dont hate me, im allowed my personal tastes):

-10 Ginger (only about 1 in 30 are attractive to me)
-10 not white (not racist, I just don't find black/asian people sexually attractive)
-10 Hates Gaming (oh dear)
-10 Fat

EDIT: Its a bit more complex then that, Blue eyes are a big plus, And Height is a big thing too (taller then me is an instant -1000)

 

[similar.squirrel]

The patience to put up with my bullshit is usually enough.

 

[Faps]

Great rack, no morals

 

[Boxpopper]

Geekiness and a sense of humour is a main thing I look for. And hygiene.
Someone I can have a huge discussion on the pros and cons of X-wings and Y-wings which would become so heated that it just leads to a make-out session...I've said too much...*cough*...

Amen on the geekiness. Sadly, no girl that I could potentially like that I have ever met cares anywhere near as much about Star Wars as I do.

 

[Citizen.Erased]

Someone energetic who's always up for trying out new stuff and someone who can make me laugh.
He also has to be independent, I can't stand clingy boyfriends, even less jealous ones.

There's also nothing that turns me off more than a sensible guy who wants to talk about 'feelings'.
If something's bothering you, get your shit sorted out and don't call me until you do.
I'm not your psychologist and you aren't mine either.