What do you love most about yourself?

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

My hair.

I have truly fantastic hair.

If i could, I would fuck it.

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[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

My nonchalance and sense of humour, by which I mean the ability to laugh even in a tight spot. I take hardly anything seriously, which makes things a lot easier to cope with.

And the usual stuff: Stunning handsomeness, sharp wit, endless wisdom and clear intellect, modesty...heck, I am the absolute virtue; light of hope when everything goes dark.

...Ah, jolly good, found my pills.

 

[nolongerhere]

I am very hard to annoy, and also quite funny.
I also like my big feet.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Oh I thought of something else. My willingness to try new stuff. Not crazy thing but heck I recently tried sushi. I spat it back out immediately but hey at least i tried it.

 

[KarumaK]

My amoral, apathetic, misanthropic, cynical, jaded view of EVERYTHING.

I happen to be a narcissist who assumes he's going to mess up, and still thinks he's better than everyone else.

That's right bask in my greatness, nay my grandness!

Get in line. I was amoral, apathetic, misanthropic, cynical, and jaded first.
Jerk.

You did it first, but I did it right.

 

[Mardy]

My amoral, apathetic, misanthropic, cynical, jaded view of EVERYTHING.

I happen to be a narcissist who assumes he's going to mess up, and still thinks he's better than everyone else.

That's right bask in my greatness, nay my grandness!

Get in line. I was amoral, apathetic, misanthropic, cynical, and jaded first.
Jerk.

You did it first, but I did it right.

I don't have to brag about it.

And I can keep myself entertained for hours, and I hate most things and people.

 

[Worr Monger]

My insanely good looks.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

I just can't say anything good about myself without feeling like a real twat.

I prefer judging and being judged on actions, so meh.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Come on i'm me i don't even have to say it

 

[Pyre00]

I can bend my thumb joint backwards.

Wooo.

 

[Neonbob]

The fact that, due to my hatred of humanity, it is possible for me to laugh at even the darkest bit of news.

 

[KaiRai]

My hair, my beard and my ass muscles.
Just my ass muscles though. They're amazing, seriously.

Oh and my lack of morals, conscience or a heart (Metaphorically).

 

[JoshasorousRex]

The fact I can crack a your mum joke in a conversation almost all the time. It comes in handy when there are idiots around trying to bug me I make a your mum joke and the have no come back

 

[Kuchinawa212]

And my jack of all trades usefulness. Sure, I may not excel in any one thing, but I usally turn out alright.

And the fact I am not a trouble maker, nor a brown noser.

 

[Fingerprint]

My sense of humour and my laid-back attitude.
And my ability to correct this fecking American spell checker. The letter 'U' does exist!

And yes, I have noticed the irony in this post. I do normally have a very laid-back attitude.

 

[Lord Kofun]

This thread is so vain it is stunning.

That said, my ability to think a situation through from an impersonal standpoint. This trait seems to be nearly extinct.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'm witty and naturally charismatic in real life. No, I'm not kidding.

I'm pretty sure it's unusual for someone to be a boring asshole on the internet and an exciting person in the real world, but hey, what am I gonna do about it?

(This is all balanced, however, by my butt-ugliness.)

 

[|Strick|]

My daydreams. They keep life interesting.

My immunity to the elements. I love taking a walk in pouring rain in nothing but a t-shirt and shorts, Sitting and enjoying the wind, getting my hands dirty, and playing with fire. Its quite possibly the best thing about being me.

WTB +20 t-shirt of elemental resistance!