What do you love most about yourself?

Recommended Videos

UsefulPlayer 1

New member
Feb 22, 2008
1,776
0
0
The fact that I'm not like them...

Also, life feels sweeter to me than most, not saying it has been more generous.
 

ExaltedK9

New member
Apr 23, 2009
1,148
0
0
quack35 said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I am witty as all hell.

Also modest.
Very modest.

And I hate everything, which makes me cool.
And I have an incredibly fashion sense.
Modest? You?!?!

That's a good one.
Bahahahahahahahahahaha! zomg rofl lol lmao. I love my ability to spot sarcasm.
 

Axiis

New member
Dec 9, 2008
40
0
0
Probably my blue eyes... And my physical conditioning. Yaaaay for being in good shape.
 

Andalusa

Mad Cat Lady
Feb 25, 2008
2,734
0
0
MaxTheReaper said:
I would have given an actual compliment but that is not really my forte.

Also I keep getting distracted by the cute kitten.
And the alcohol.
Which is a really tricky word to type.
Well, I get the general idea.

That's the whole point of the kitten.
Alcohol. It's kind of all over the keyboard really.
 

quiet_samurai

New member
Apr 24, 2009
3,897
0
0
I was once told that if Elvis Presely and Antonio Banderas fucked and had a love child I would be it. What I'm pointing out is my develish good looks. That and I could probably talk a bride on her wedding day to eat a Sloppy Joe without the use of utensils or her hands.
 

Andalusa

Mad Cat Lady
Feb 25, 2008
2,734
0
0
MaxTheReaper said:
Ula said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I would have given an actual compliment but that is not really my forte.

Also I keep getting distracted by the cute kitten.
And the alcohol.
Which is a really tricky word to type.
Well, I get the general idea.

That's the whole point of the kitten.
Alcohol. It's kind of all over the keyboard really.
Okay, good.
Because I wasn't sure what came next.

The general idea is to distract people from complimenting you?
Clearly this must happen enough that you had to enact measures to prevent it.
It is. Which is unfortunate, because I refuse to refer to it as anything else.
I had to proofread this like eleven times, so I think that means it's time to go pass out and cry.[/I]
Also it took like five minutes to type WHAT THE HELL GUYS.
Well not necessarily complimenting me, just more of a general distraction.
And believe me, the only compliments I get are from the grotty old men from the pub/restaurant when I'm working.
Booze, drink, poison... nah, alcohol is good, in moderation.
And don't cry! I don't like seeing people cry...
I just realised how ridiculous that sounded as can't really see you, all right, I don't like knowing people are crying.
Get better soon, you suck when you're not well!
 

Slash Dementia

New member
Apr 6, 2009
2,692
0
0
My hair. Everyone loves it too.
The fact that I can make almost any conversation into something about death but very humorous. I think I'm funny, most people have told me I am too. Very creative also.
 

Andalusa

Mad Cat Lady
Feb 25, 2008
2,734
0
0
MaxTheReaper said:
It was supposed to be crossed out, but I messed it up.
Hey, at least you can pay for college with creepy old-man tips, right?
Or are they pedophiles and bad tippers?

I can imagine it now.
"SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, IS CRYING. I AM CATATONIC WITH SYMPATHY."
...Those words do not fit together.
<color=white>I will try.
Most of them tip okay, actually. Probably not enough to pay for college, but I can save up.

No, I actually hate it when someone else is crying, it makes me feel really bad, especially when I can't do anything about it.

Good to hear :)