What do you love most about yourself?
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My incredible modesty, i mean you have no idea how modest i am. People walk up to me and tell me how modest i am daily. Its really quite hard being this modest but its just something i have to live with since i'm so massively modest.
I like my voice well enough, since I can sing pretty well. And I'm literate, if a little bit crazy. *cough* Which is awesome.
Actually, I must like myself more than I think because I'm reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and it's the best thing I've ever read. I am basically that book in human form.
Actually, I must like myself more than I think because I'm reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and it's the best thing I've ever read. I am basically that book in human form.
I'm disturbingly self-aware and able to manipulate people slowly into LOVING ME >.< Even all the gangster, pants-waist-to-ankles kids in high school admitted that they could never fight me unless I killed there mother's. I feel I should've exploited that more.
Also, God hates me or I have the worst luck with terrible things happening that would be debiliating if I didn't laugh at them.
But if I ever stop laughing, I'm going on a sociopathic rampage.
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Not really, though, because then I'd end up on the news and I hate the news. Bias tard dwellers.
Also, God hates me or I have the worst luck with terrible things happening that would be debiliating if I didn't laugh at them.
But if I ever stop laughing, I'm going on a sociopathic rampage.
Starting
With
You
Not really, though, because then I'd end up on the news and I hate the news. Bias tard dwellers.
My favourite thing about myself, is my ability to know EXACTLY what to say in almost any situation to insult a person to the point where they slap me. (Honestly, the stuff I say isn`t that bad, it`s just that most people don`t realize I usually mean the opposite of what I say)
Only on the escapist could a thread asking 'What do you love most about yourself?' turn into a whining, bitchy emo-fest of people fishing for compliments. The question was : What do YOU LOVE most about YOURself?. Not : What do you love most about person above you crying because god hates you or no one loves you or someone stole your sandwich today.
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Oh yeah and I love how ridiculously good looking I am. Beauty is only skin deep and it's true with me. So pretty on the outside but a monster on the inside... oh fuck you've turned me into one of you...
Why
The
Fuck
Are
People
So
Negative?
Oh yeah and I love how ridiculously good looking I am. Beauty is only skin deep and it's true with me. So pretty on the outside but a monster on the inside... oh fuck you've turned me into one of you...
