What do you ride into battle?

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CactiComplex

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zala-taichou said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Get me a heat resistant suit and one of these:
My reaction to seeing this was slightly more excited (excitable?) than was normal... or decent, come to think of it. Still, I'd pick on of those as my ride into battle every time, no doubts, no questions.

I am warming to the bear cavalry idea, though.
 

YouEatLard

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+1 for Cthulhu
+1 for Hatecopter (I have no clue what that video was about, or what he was screaming about, but it made me happy.)

Honestly, I'd stay far far away from the battlefield. Why? Because I'd send in wave upon wave of thousands gorillas hopped up on PCP and viagra. Don't want to be anywhere close. Substitution of elephants or rhinos hopped up in the same fashion would be acceptable.
Either way it wouldn't take long for the last few that could still walk to put up white flags.
 

coenzyme

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I would ride this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DeHo--4I7QU/S3PASPhhRMI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YnYxWw2NJY0/s1600/axecopandwexler.jpg
 

BiscuitTrouser

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Dfskelleton said:
A FREAKING SHOGGOTH

You don't screw around with Shoggoths.
Erm. Where do you erm. Sit... Everything is a mouth or an apendage.



I see your shoggoth and raise you a dragon demon.
 

emeraldrafael

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AudienceOfOne1 said:
I'll ride Chuck Norris ... on steroids
Isnt that just chuck norris on any day?

Undead Dragon King said:
Thats cause the empire's guns (on anything) are programmed to only hit everyone 1 in 20 times.

OT: I shall surf upon the bodies of my enemies dead bodies, for I have killed the with sheer awesomeness.

But if that doesnt work, a DeLorean. Specifically, this DeLorean
http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/delorean_back_to_the_future-11367.jpeg

Cause once I hit 88, I go back in time to the point where my enemies are all vulnerable, take out all of their major commanders, and let the grunts fall apart to the superior and more organized troops I am with/command.
 

Klopy

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I dunno if this has been said, but...




http://www.the-warforge.com/wp-content/gallery/general/drive-me-closer_-i-want-to-hit-them-with-my-sword.png
 

captaincabbage

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Shadie777 said:
Nouw said:


I ride frikkin' tanks into battle. My face is my- my faith is my shield. I will be victorious, in the name of the Emperor!
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I believe this beats your tank :/
Gentlemen, is this even a competition?