AudienceOfOne1 said:
I'll ride Chuck Norris ... on steroids
Isnt that just chuck norris on any day?
Undead Dragon King said:
Thats cause the empire's guns (on anything) are programmed to only hit everyone 1 in 20 times.
OT: I shall surf upon the bodies of my enemies dead bodies, for I have killed the with sheer awesomeness.
But if that doesnt work, a DeLorean. Specifically, this DeLorean
http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/delorean_back_to_the_future-11367.jpeg
Cause once I hit 88, I go back in time to the point where my enemies are all vulnerable, take out all of their major commanders, and let the grunts fall apart to the superior and more organized troops I am with/command.