What do you ride into battle?

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'd ride a wave of cynicism crowned by frothing sarcasm.

In reality though, I think riding a dragon into battle would be cool. I wouldn't mind the aforementioned gold dragon.

 

[raankh]

I run on top of a rolling huge D20! Bow down before my mighty naturals!

 

[Sonicron]

Revelation 6:7-8.

That's right. You're all screwed now.

 

[Danoloto]

The latest version of any Metal gear would be nice I think,
But since I don't expect to really ride into any kind of battle (mainly because I don't want to), I'd go with a platypus, they don't do much

 

[theguitarhero6]

Can anybody tell me how to insert pictures into comments.
Cuz I don't wanna explain this in words, please help

 

[Jodah]

It's been said above, but

I was hoping with all my heart that nobody posted that. I am saddened. *tear*

 

[Stillve]

A BEARSHARK, BRO

HELL YES

 

[Bloodastral]

I ride into battle on the Discworld Turtle carrying a bunch of Warbears, Titans, Dragons, Unicorns, Tanks and other stuff posted here.

 

[The Stonker]

I would be on duke nukem's shoulders into battle.
WIN!

 

[Exocet]

Obviously,the only correct answer is a bearshark.

BEARSHARK!....BEARKSHARK!

edit:Ninja'd by only a few posts :'(

 

[The Stonker]

Spoiler: what else?

Raquaza used Outrage!!! yeah, you're all dead now

I'll rip it's head off and shit down it's neck.

 

[Mana Fiend]

An electric lawnmower.

Fear me, for I am slow-moving, noisy ineffective death!

 

[Gorgenflail]

Pidgeot

Loyal to you and it can fly at Mach 2

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/976/344388-pidgeot_large.jpg

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

A Panther.

Spoiler

http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2074/PantherTankColor.jpg

Bring on the Shermans.

 

[SEPECAT]

A planet. Preferably bigger than the one the battle is on.

 

[BabySinclair]

Spoiler

Dodge this

 

[v3n0mat3]

This.

Spoiler

 

[Leemaster777]

I would ride this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DeHo--4I7QU/S3PASPhhRMI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YnYxWw2NJY0/s1600/axecopandwexler.jpg

As creator of this thread, I declare you the winner.

It was a bit of a close race there, but "Space T-Rex with sunglasses and mini-guns for arms while I hold an axe" most certainly takes it.

Armored bear was close, but unfortunately lost points for being mentioned 3 or 4 times. Sharkbear was good to, but just not as good.

 

[logiman]

OK, i know i win, now what`s my prize?