What do you ride into battle?

[silverleaf81]

I would ride an ICBM into battle, all while listening to Ride of The Valkyries.

 

[technoted]

I'd love to ride a big ass white or black wolf. Bonus points if it sticks with the pack as well.

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

Puff the Magic Dragon. +1 internet points for whoever gets that reference.

You'd ride into battle high on Cannabis? How dare you

Close. Actually, Puff the Magic Dragon was the nickname given to the AC130 gunships during the Vietnam war.

 

[SEPECAT]

a Battlmech. preferably an atlas or mauler.

Ehh, Atlas was too ugly, I'd go with a Stone Rhino for weight, or a Mad Cat MkII for style.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

A Chocobo with the roundhouse kicking skills of Chuck Norris

 

[Shade184]

I would ride a raptor. With frickin' lasers attached to it's frickin' head.

Fear me.

 

[coenzyme]

I would ride this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DeHo--4I7QU/S3PASPhhRMI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YnYxWw2NJY0/s1600/axecopandwexler.jpg

As creator of this thread, I declare you the winner.

It was a bit of a close race there, but "Space T-Rex with sunglasses and mini-guns for arms while I hold an axe" most certainly takes it.

Armored bear was close, but unfortunately lost points for being mentioned 3 or 4 times. Sharkbear was good to, but just not as good.

don't praise me. praise Axe cop. http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes

 

[Karthek]

I would ride a pig(named Commander Oink) from Minecraft into battle, while yelling "HURAMBI!"

 

[pendragon177]

Can anybody tell me how to insert pictures into comments.
Cuz I don't wanna explain this in words, please help

Here this is for you.

Spoiler: OT: Gaius, The Earth Warrior. And now my mighty steed.

Did I mention tall?

 

[astrav1]

A Blackmane lion with wings.

 

[kypsilon]

The tides of war.

Seriously. Surfs up.

 

[Jedoro]

Spoiler: Give me a flying tank any day

 

[easternflame]

A giant squid motherfuckers!

 

[Noble Korhedron]

Can I get one of those power armored bears from Red Alert 3?


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Heh I know I'd ride [i]he-[/i] the bear in that picture >.>
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I ride frikkin' tanks into battle. My face is my- my faith is my shield. I will be victorious, in the name of the Emperor!

WHERE THE HELL did that image about Armageddon come from - an unreleased GW graphic novel?! And also, my mount would depend on what I was - as follows:
* Infantry/armoured cavalry commander - Bradley M3 command variant
* Airman - F-22
* Sailor - Capt. of a supercarrier

Or for fantasy, yeah - gotta be bear cavalry!! :-D

 

[F'Angus]

A tank unicorn... Sorta like this

Or a Balrog

 

[IntangibleFate]

<img src=http://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Sony%20Playstation2/Final%20Fantasy%20X/FFXMoonflow_Shoopuf_Platform.jpg>

shoopuf. ride ze.

 

[Anchupom]

I'm surprised the first person to mention Cthulu was 53 posts in.

Myself, I'd ride Ridley from Metroid Fusion or Prime. He's like a scaled down version of Cthulu that probably won't cause me to die for being near him for too long.

Failing that I'd have to ride a giant Cyndaquil into battle, for teh lulz.

EDIT
What about one of these?:

 

[tjcross]

i'm ride into battle on my mobile doom fortress

 

[Dash-X]

I'd ride the enemy commander into battle -- like a skateboard. Or a horsey... I have yet to decide which would be more awesome.

Nothing scares the crap outta the enemy like making their commander your *****. Just sayin'.