What do you ride into battle?

[Anchupom]

OK, i know i win, now what`s my prize?

The destruction of reality itself.
Also, what's he standing on?

 

[The_Emperor]

my gran's car or the bus or the metro

 

[guntotingtomcat]

MOOMIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Love Soul Hunter!

 

[Austin Howe]

Metal Gear REX.

 

[Zeema]

I WOULD RIDE A DRAGON

HELL YES

 

[Durotai]

A Dratini, it can fly, control the weather, and its just so fucking classy if you ride one into battle

 

[Trivun]

Can I get one of those power armored bears from Red Alert 3?


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I'd rather ride Natasha. What?

Seriously though, I'd probably choose to ride a Baneblade. While yelling out inspiring words and threats, and carrying a big fucking sword... because you know, nothing screams 'Overkill' like killing a guy with a sword while riding a deathmobile. And there's no kill like overkill... ;)

 

[interspark]

Spoiler: what else?

Raquaza used Outrage!!! yeah, you're all dead now

I'll rip it's head off and shit down it's neck.

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

 

[interspark]

or...

thread won out of originality

Spoiler: alternitively...

armies cripple at the meow of the laser cat!!!

 

[Nickolai77]

A lemun russ will do me fine:

I'm the guy with the sword.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I've got two choices:

Shadowfax
or
Huan

 

[Angus565]

An Ostrich.

ONWARD DANIEL!

 

[Xero Scythe]

I will ride a Raikou. Yes, I will ride a fucking Lightning Lion, that can outrun a freakin' missile, and can call down Heaven's Wrath upon my foes. Suck it, terrorists.

 

[Dfskelleton]

A FREAKING SHOGGOTH

You don't screw around with Shoggoths.

Erm. Where do you erm. Sit... Everything is a mouth or an apendage.

I see your shoggoth and raise you a dragon demon.

Well played, good sir BiscutTrouser.
BUT:
Is your demon dragon a match for THIS?!

I thought not.
[h4]THERE IS NO MATCH TO THE ADORABLE PUPPY.[/h4]

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I will ride this:

To clarify, when I say "riding", I mean I will be standing on top of it.

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

I shall march into battle on a pink styrafoam war chariot pulled by 7 and a half rainbow squirrels. All of them will be named Slithers.

 

[theguitarhero6]

Cthulhusaurus Rex, they exist, (if I just knew how to work HTML, faceplam)

 

[Sir Bob]

A white stallion named Jimmy, and together we shall kick fear in the face. Onward, Jimmy!

 

[Poofs]

i will ride upon a flying whale
he will have a Monocle and a Top Hat
his name will be Johnathon

 

[Austin Howe]

Plus I would have a gun that shoots shurikens and lighting.

Isn't that Postal 2?