What Do You Think Is Inside Gman's Suitcase?

[Sewblon]

Who's to say that he keeps the same thing in it all the time? The lost episodes of Dr.Who, The original prints of Starwars, episodes 4 through 6, his laptop, a source of perpetual energy, a smaller suitcase, a bigger suite case, his cellphone, that pistol from Youtube, a space and time warping device and his lunch must have all been in it at some point.

 

[Psypherus]

Bussiness related shit in it

 

[PsyberGoth]

3 Pencils, 2 Sheets of Paper, a cell phone and a pistol.

 

[NotAPie]

Inside gmans suitcase is....
Another suitcase.
:O

 

[Dalisclock]

I bet it's a briefcase full of guts.

Or maybe a teleporter.

 

[NotAPie]

3 Pencils, 2 Sheets of Paper, a cell phone and a pistol.

Also, this is actually true

 

[JayTee]

5 Turtles and a Prairie Dog.

 

[MasterSqueak]

5 Turtles and a Prairie Dog.

What? Thats insane! Its more likely 5 Prairie Dogs and a Turtle.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

His wife's head

 

[BolognaBaloney]

PORN!

 

[timmytom1]

Cuthulu , he likes to travel , but he doesn`t like to be disturbed

 

[Biek]

In it are two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that he needs all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries him is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and he knows he'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

[Davey Woo]

Picture of the wife and kids.
Gentlemen's Literature.
Company report due in 3 weeks ago.
Bank statement.

What else?

 

[brokenfingers666]

the rest of the half life games are hidden inside his briefcase... oh and a version of garrys mod cause he loves to screw with things...



or its master cheif..




or jesus

 

[Cucumber]

Wait... It's all comming toghteher!

THAT'S NOT A SUITCASE! THAT'S A... *gets hit on head with 'suitcase'*

 

[Eatbrainz]

Another Suitcase

And in that suitcase is another suitcase and it goes on like that in an infinity of suitcases.

 

[Eatbrainz]

A pencil, A small painted wooden duck, a miniature trumpet, a robin hood costume, and a banjo.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Gordon Freeman

OF COURSE! now i know where gordon freeman is at the end of HL2!

 

[Sanaj]

There is... ANOTHER SUITCASE!

"Drumroll"

And within it... there is yet ANOTHER SUITCASE! Even bigger then the original.

And then, well, you probably get how it goes by now. Another, another and another, etc.

And once it gets to a size of a big closet, there is a passage to Narnia! Except it's not really Narnia! But it's G-mania! And it's filled with more suitcases!

It depends on which way a hidden switch on the suitcase is flipped.

One way it does the larger and larger multiple suitcase thing.
Another way it changes the suitcase to a smaller size, while keeping the contents intact.

Yet another setting generates random objects that are different each time it's opened.

Or on the standard setting you'll find a stack of papers, some pens,
a sandwich and a dartboard with a Vortigaunt's face on it, with some darts.