What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Turns starving wolves who bring him pie into civilized werewolves.

 

[Robert632]

Beats burning trees to death with swan carcases.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't truly care about the CHILDREN.

 

[Robert632]

Melted down the children to make a few whistles.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stole cookies from girl scouts.

 

[Scde2]

Firebombed a cookie factory for no particular reason.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is responsible for the Greek Dark Ages.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Is in love with Windows XP Girl.

 

[kannibus]

Woke up next to something whose species was not identifiable and lifesigns were indeterminate.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Is unable to control his urge to dance to elevator music.

 

[Scde2]

He has a need, a need for speed.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Is an assassin hired by Ubisoft.

 

[trust Milo]

has a thing for goats

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stares at goats to kill them.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Watched 'The men who stare at goats'.
A bad movie at best.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Watched "The goats that stare at men", a home movie.

 

[Venom 3135]

is obsessed with not being obsessed of being obsessed of not being obssesed of being obsessed of not being obssesed of being obsessed of not being obssesed of being obsessed of not being obssesed ...

 

[Valkyrie101]

Is a summoned zombie.

 

[Robert632]

Is a fetus with the power to break small bits of glass.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Stole the cookie from the cookie jar.