What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Robert632]

Stole a nuke to use as fireworks.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

DUN GOOFED!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has been backtracked.

 

[Robert632]

Wins at everything ezcept losing, and cries himself to sleep because of it.

 

[Scde2]

He was infested.

 

[kaveradeo]

He came, he saw, he kicked its ass!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he actually still has a couple sticks of gum left, regardless of what he said.

 

[Scde2]

For chewing ass and kicking bubblegum.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IS an invertebrate.

 

[Robert632]

Has wings sprouting from his finger nails.

 

[TheKagestar]

Probably not a 16 year old High school student. Rather a time-travelling wizard, searching the internet tirelessly in order to find the chosen one to save our souls.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hasn't gone full prosthetic yet.

 

[Scde2]

Is both a guy and a girl.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Was a guy and then became a girl.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is neither a boy or a girl.

 

[Scde2]

Was once a goat.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is actually the chupacabra.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to be a chihuahua.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Actually hates pushing big shiny buttons.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Has a big shiny button factory.