UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 23, 2015 #11,102 Tried to fish for Whales with the Fulton recovery system
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 23, 2015 #11,103 Tried to install Windows 95, but proper f**ked it.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 26, 2015 #11,105 Tried to have the Rolling Stones killed.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 26, 2015 #11,106 Passed water in the Great Hall, then passed out in the speaker's chair
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 26, 2015 #11,108 Tried to save time getting home, which is why the drive home was like a film chase scene. Crashing into things and driving through buildings
Tried to save time getting home, which is why the drive home was like a film chase scene. Crashing into things and driving through buildings
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 26, 2015 #11,109 Led an unsuccessful boycott of everyone on Twitter.
Halla Burrica New member May 18, 2014 151 0 0 Sep 29, 2015 #11,111 Came for war, got a monocle instead.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 29, 2015 #11,113 Coughed so loud he blew a man's toupee off
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Sep 29, 2015 #11,114 farted loudly in the town square last week.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 29, 2015 #11,115 Came in like a wrecking ball and destroyed thirteen cubicles.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 30, 2015 #11,116 Whistles "Itsy Bitsy Spider" when stalking his idols
Xeros New member Aug 13, 2008 1,940 0 0 Oct 1, 2015 #11,117 Thinks honey mustard is only the second greatest condiment ever.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Oct 2, 2015 #11,119 Lost in a game of spleef to Gavin the Mad.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Oct 2, 2015 #11,120 Has amazing stories to tell, but can't remember any of them, because, he was very, very drunk.