What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

He knows where Hitler's other ball is.

 

[Xeros]

Fantasizes about his substitute dry cleaner.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drops a huge log every morning, every single morning

 

[Barbas]

Is a hundred per cent sure who Norman is.

 

[Xeros]

Hunts local game with siege weaponry.

 

[UltraDeth]

Will name his son Jethro Winthrop Ellis Thaddeus Derek Arnold Fritz Hubert Grigori Zachary Xavier Brent Cyrus Isaias Valentino Maximillian Nigel Oscar Phineas Stuart Yeats Kent Lucius Quinton Reginald Ulysses

 

[Barbas]

Already did.

 

[UltraDeth]

Took a bottle of Dreamy Sleepy Nightie Snoozy Snooze on the eve of a big mission

 

[Neuromancer]

Is actually a figment of my imagination.

 

[UltraDeth]

Can't pronounce "Deviant"

 

[Barbas]

Out-dibbled Dibbler and put the latter out of a job.

 

[UltraDeth]

Literally suffers from "Congenital Obnoxiousness"

 

[Xeros]

Prefers Tres Equis.

 

[UltraDeth]

Zones out mid-sentence

 

[Barbas]

Founded SPECTRE.

 

[UltraDeth]

Can barely speak his native language

 

[Barbas]

Thinks carrots help you see in the void.

 

[UltraDeth]

Struggled to open an open door

 

[Xeros]

Doesn't know the Low Rider.

 

[Barbas]

Obsesses over chocolate and pornography being in the same sentence.