What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

Has watched 2 Girls 1 Cup no less than 43 times.

 

[UltraDeth]

Went to a blood donors to donate some urine

 

[Barbas]

Brews ridiculously strong alcohol that is lethal to most mammals.

 

[UltraDeth]

Re-enacted the blood test scene from The Thing to determine who ate the last of the yoghurt. The test was pointless, especially considering the culprit already confessed, 3 days earlier. The yoghurt went into the delicious curry, and the culprit bought that yoghurt.

 

[Barbas]

Launched the nukes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Puts Mayonnaise on his crumpets

 

[Barbas]

Started the use of nerve gas.

 

[UltraDeth]

Greets people by belching at them

 

[Xeros]

Knows what's in the cat's favorite hiding spot.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thought Foghorn Leghorn was an American-Indian General

 

[Barbas]

He ate my sandwich.

 

[Xeros]

He sneaks into his room, and reads his own diary.

 

[UltraDeth]

Starts his day with Prawns on Toast every day including Holidays for the last 11 years

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

balled his eyes out at the story of Po's childhood scene from Kung Fu Panda 2.

 

[UltraDeth]

Keeps missing the bowl even when sitting down

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

drags his rear across the carpet when he thinks no one is looking.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sharted in his Grandmothers sweater, because quote: "I didn't realise"

 

[Xeros]

Consistently wakes up with his hand elbow-deep in his trousers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thought his bicycle was an automatic

 

[Xeros]

Asks questions he used to know the answers to.