What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[vanthebaron]

is trying to get a mass effet 2 line past me

 

[Sacman]

He still thinks that there will be cake...

 

[Dango]

He still thinks that there are pills here.

 

[Sacman]

He thinks there are weapons here...

 

[vanthebaron]

s really staticy

 

[Dango]

He thinks that flashing his flashlight at a witch for giggles is a good idea. He's dead wrong. And also dead.

 

[Sacman]

That's how we died in our first attempt...

Thinks that bullets restore energy...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

He killed a man.

 

[Dango]

Is really Ninjor, lord of the ninja guild of Middle Earth.

And also:

That's how we died in our first attempt...

Thinks that bullets restore energy...

Thinks that a pipe bomb is an acceptable substitute for a defibrillator (I'm up for some Left 4 Dead right now if you wanna play).

 

[Sacman]

He killed several men and has an abnormally cute avatar...

nah man I'm at work...<.<

 

[vanthebaron]

loves twilight...too far?

 

[Sacman]

You bastard...
has a devils haircut on his mind...

 

[Dango]

Is a dedicated worker.

 

[vanthebaron]

You bastard...
has a devils haircut on his mind...

is Shikaka

 

[Sacman]

Hey there is no one in the store...

is a German folk singer...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Sings at German folk
[sub]I'd go for a game if Steam was working for me right now, and I wasn't shockingly awful[/sub]

 

[Dango]

Is really shockingly good.

 

[Sacman]

Is really the man that designed the combat system...

 

[vanthebaron]

Hey there is no one in the store...

is a German folk singer...

yes I am really Hansi Kürsch lead singer of Bling Guardian

is high right now

 

[Dango]

He holds the record for world's longest handstand, but the only person who knows about it other than him is his pet fish, and he ain't tellin' nobody.