What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

Stares too close to his monitor.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Needs binoculars to see his monitor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly owns military robot manufacturing companies in Spain.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is the queen of Spain.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Once he was the King of Spain.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a deck for a children's card game withing arms reach at all times.

 

[Scde2]

Rules the world because he plays Yugioh.

 

[Sacman]

He plays card games on motorcycles...<.<

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's a freaky fish guy.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Doesn't know who Duke Nukem is.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretends to be Duke Nukem.

 

[Sacman]

Is an undercover FBI Agent... working for the CIA... employed by MI6... controlled by the Majestic 12... made up of several Ex members of the Illuminati... headed by Lady Gaga...<.<

 

[Steppin Razor]

His dream job is to be a burger flipper at McDonalds.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's the Burger King!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Is a communist, space-nazi.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Can't read.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Can't do more then one thing at once. This has created many disappointing situations in their life, such as that one time they almost won the 100m race at school, but had to stop just short of the line so they could take a breath.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Was there at that race. Proceeded to kick me while I was down.

 

[Scde2]

Punches 13 year olds who whine too much and their parents.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Believes in Super Discipline.