What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[AwesomeExpress]

Turns into a leprechaun at night.

 

[Ren3004]

Those packages he delivers are empty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Scarier in the evening.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Comes in the night to steal your underpants D:

 

[Ren3004]

Has no underpants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has no underpants under normal circumstances.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Planning to steal my woman! xD

 

[Ren3004]

Keeps a woman hostage in his basement.

 

[pyramid head grape]

O.O Can see through wooden doors. D:

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thinks he can turn invisible, and so commits questionable acts, unquestionably.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Thinks slurm is real! O.O

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Collect hair clippings from people at random.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Drinks rum to seem more pirate. O.O

 

[Sacman]

Contracts scurvy to do the same...<.<

 

[pyramid head grape]

Talks pirate 24/7

 

[M0rp43vs]

The woman hostage in his basement is actually a pirate

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The hostages in his basement aren't pirates.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

He doesn't know what a hostage is.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doesn't like the odds of him getting into the anime world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doesn't know anything.