What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

kaveradeo · Feb 12, 2012

is the dovhakin

mParadox · Feb 13, 2012

Is the Greybeard without the Beard or the Grey.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 14, 2012

Is really a mortal.

Dango · Feb 14, 2012

Is kind of a big deal.

mParadox · Feb 14, 2012

Is the definition of big deal. <.<

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 15, 2012

Is actually a serial killer!

mParadox · Feb 16, 2012

Knows my dark secret.

Hasn't gone deeper yet. <.<

kaveradeo · Feb 17, 2012

believes inception is possible

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 17, 2012

Has done it before.

mParadox · Feb 17, 2012

Believes in the power of muffins.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 17, 2012

Owns a muffin button.

AwesomeExpress · Feb 17, 2012

I own that muffin button!

OT: His deep dark secret is that he keeps a diary about all the samples of hair that he's collected.

mParadox · Feb 18, 2012

Has the largest database of samples of hair. O.O

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 18, 2012

Is not really Para.

mParadox · Feb 18, 2012

Is not really human.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 21, 2012

mParadox said:
Is not really human.

Stalks the non-humans of the Escapist! O.O

mParadox · Feb 22, 2012

Redlin5 said:
Stalks the non-humans of the Escapist! O.O

Doesn't realize the entertainment value. <.<

M0rp43vs · Feb 22, 2012

Is actually me holding a second escapist account

mParadox · Feb 22, 2012

Doesn't realize the importance of having a back up account. >.>

Verzin · Feb 22, 2012

Has a monkey who grooms his long sensuous hair for him.