What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[ReadyAmyFire]

Is a time traveling antiques dealer.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has lurked this site since before it was made.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Secretly likes One Direction!

 

[Dango]

Secretly thinks Miley Cyrus is da bomb.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wants Justin Bieber to sign his arms

 

[Dango]

Wants to sign Justin Bieber.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wants to be on the Jersey Shore with a fake orange tan

 

[mParadox]

Wants to swim in orange juice to get a tangy tan.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Wants to throw it all away and join a pub band in Kalgoorlie.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is secretly turned on when receiving a boot to the head

 

[mParadox]

Wants to become my producer and buy me ice creams all day.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Rooted for Bane to win

Though I don't see a problem with above post...

 

[StormShaun]

Wants someone to steal his pages.

 

[Living_Brain]

Doesn't like bane.
I didn't see the movie but he's awesome.

@Storm: Created a hurricane with stolen government technology.

 

[mParadox]

Masqueraded as a government official to try and get the Betty Crocker cookie recipe! O.O

 

[Jetut]

Has the recipe and is keeping it to himself.

 

[Living_Brain]

Doesn't like Betty Crocker.

 

[Living_Brain]

Wants to try steal them too.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wants McDonalds and Burger King to wage war