What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Did the moonwalk in the middle of an opera

 

[kailus13]

Sang opera in a nativity play.

 

[Neuromancer]

Used urban ghetto slang while perfoming Shakespeare.

 

[Teoes]

Is plotting to overthrow the Greek Government and replace the Euro as currency with Feta cheese.

 

[UltraDeth]

Spited their history teacher with a satellite laser

 

[Neuromancer]

Killed his little brother and sold his organs in the black market to make enough money to buy the MLP DVD collection.

And I'm talking about the old MLP cartoon, not the new one.

 

[kailus13]

Bought those black market organs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Worked for 5 years, belching national anthems for golden tickets in Central Park

 

[Teoes]

Spent his grandmother's inheritance on said golden tickets to give to the curious national-anthem-belching busker in Central Park.

 

[UltraDeth]

Somewhere in the world he has a safe that is locked with 20-digit code, it contains jars of pitch black urine (Onyx Jarate, I call it)

 

[kailus13]

Supplied that urine.

 

[Emmenia]

Stalks everyone on the escapist to find out their deepest darkest secrets.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is actually blind.

 

[Teoes]

Isn't actually chibi.

 

[Emmenia]

Has an E addiction.

 

[UltraDeth]

Cloned their thumb and sold it on eBay

 

[kailus13]

Collabarated with Emmenia to falsely drive up the price of that thumb.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Tried to crash the thumb market.

 

[UltraDeth]

Became a one-man cult that worships bricks

 

[Teoes]

Once ended up in A&E after trying to kiss their own elbow.