What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Teoes]

Never learned that ladies have to sit down at the toilet.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Blurred lines is his favourite song. He sings in the shower everyday.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to reenact entire films on their own via lip sync (I mean, from opening credits to end credits

 

[kailus13]

Once tried to recreate Thomas the Tank Engine, resulting in three deaths.

 

[UltraDeth]

Filmed a woman giving birth, then set the video to a Dethklok song

 

[Teoes]

Sings Dethklok songs at stranger's funerals, which he attends.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Attends funerals with the Westboro Baptist Church

 

[UltraDeth]

Was once admitted to a hospital with a Billy Ocean poster up their anus, cocaine on their foreskin and a groin box over their face. They paid several people literally astronomical sums of money to keep quiet about it

 

[Teoes]

Is responsible for the sinking of the Titanic.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Was the iceberg.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a passion for pouring acid on human faeces

 

[Headsprouter]

He touched a cow's penis once. Somehow.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

He's the guy who filmed Mr. Hands.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to rob a store in broad daylight, undisguised, armed with a boom mike

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is a part Giraffe.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a fetish for injecting sherbet into their nipples

 

[Headsprouter]

Has really twisted mind, capable of thinking up both bizarre and disturbing things...but that's no secret.

 

[UltraDeth]

(You say it like it's a bad thing)

Saw Bigfoot once and Bigfoot bribed him to stay quiet

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't mean to!

He uses women's moisturisers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Broke several fingers while trying to open a bag of McCoy's