What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Likes to dance to the song "Big Booty Bitches"

 

[UltraDeth]

Runs around in the bushes at 5am

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Has fire breathing ants in his mega pants.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Likes to be scratched around the ear like a dog

 

[Neuromancer]

Faps to fox furry porn. (What can I say, I'm so original.)

 

[UltraDeth]

Styled his pubic hair into a Van Dyke beard

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Thought that Ride to Hell: Retribution was a really good game

 

[UltraDeth]

Nearly died from blood loss after copying Michael Jackson's crotch grab

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Doesn't know how to spell their own name.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is trying to get someone to publish his (inevitably awful) fan fiction *When Sonic met Bayonetta*

 

[Teoes]

Doesn't even know who Martin Mendez is! HA! *snort*

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a physical man crush on Noddy Holder

 

[Teoes]

Brought Noddy Holder into this world.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Does not actually eat food, just souls

 

[UltraDeth]

Has the name "Alfred" tattooed on his left foot and "Hitchcock" tattooed on the right

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hasn't actually seen any heresy, but merely said he has

Spanish Inquisition-like

 

[Neuromancer]

Is never expected.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Makes sushi regularly and poisons it for others.

 

[UltraDeth]

Does very suspicious things with a bottle of Tango and his three fingers

 

[Teoes]

Runs around on full moons thinking he's a werewolf.