What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

He will crumble to ash if he crosses the border to Wales.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Has a murderous split personality

 

[UltraDeth]

Wants to have Stephen Fry tonguing their coc....hlea

 

[Barbas]

He is physically impossible of doing the limbo. This makes him sad behind his fearsome helmeted façade.

 

[UltraDeth]

Deliberately puts thumbtacks on their chair so they can sit on them, blame somebody else and sue them

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a heretical brother.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Fapped to this years Halloween episode of the Jimquistion, you know the part I'm talking about

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Really wants to play Call of Duty: Ghosts

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Is really dead already.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to paint with their buttocks

 

[Teoes]

Tried to paint his own buttocks.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once sniffed an old lady's underwear

 

[Headsprouter]

Licks wallpaper.

 

[Euryalus]

Was born with a tail.

 

[Barbas]

Sneezes on strangers.

 

[Euryalus]

Farts in other people's cereal to get off.

 

[UltraDeth]

Motorboats puddles of puke when drunk

 

[Teoes]

Has applied for the position of Microsoft CEO.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bought 5 copies of Ride to Hell: Retribution

 

[Barbas]

Secretly prefers the comfort of Hush-puppies.