What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Albino Boo]

Says engage every time he starts driving

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to operate a Tandem by himself and crashed

 

[Albino Boo]

Believes Fairy tales are dangerous, not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a safety net under the bed

 

[Barbas]

Is a muggle.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once fell out a helicopter with no parachute and landed in a Whiskey vat.....and drank it all

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

can't dance

 

[UltraDeth]

Took a selfie with the deceased

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Likes to masturbate to dead celebrities.

 

[UltraDeth]

Can't jump because there's no space bar

 

[Albino Boo]

Knows all the words to the songs in Mamma Mia

 

[Barbas]

Is the majority share owner in ASDA.

 

[Albino Boo]

Pretends to be Russian

 

[UltraDeth]

Has the highest amount of water pressure when urinating

 

[Albino Boo]

Has been banned from playing Counter strike due having a boinc eye.

 

[UltraDeth]

Last time they washed, their filth took the enamel off the bath

 

[Albino Boo]

Wants to have a bridal shower

 

[UltraDeth]

Frequently forgets what comes after "D"