A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Aug 3, 2015 #10,981 Says engage every time he starts driving
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 3, 2015 #10,982 Tried to operate a Tandem by himself and crashed
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Aug 3, 2015 #10,983 Believes Fairy tales are dangerous, not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Believes Fairy tales are dangerous, not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 3, 2015 #10,986 Once fell out a helicopter with no parachute and landed in a Whiskey vat.....and drank it all
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Aug 5, 2015 #10,987 can't dance
Wintermute_v1legacy New member Mar 16, 2012 1,829 0 0 Aug 9, 2015 #10,989 Likes to masturbate to dead celebrities.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 9, 2015 #10,990 Can't jump because there's no space bar
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Aug 9, 2015 #10,991 Knows all the words to the songs in Mamma Mia
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 9, 2015 #10,995 Has the highest amount of water pressure when urinating
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Aug 9, 2015 #10,996 Has been banned from playing Counter strike due having a boinc eye.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 9, 2015 #10,998 Last time they washed, their filth took the enamel off the bath
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 10, 2015 #11,000 Frequently forgets what comes after "D"