What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

Is deathly afraid of rainstorms.

 

[UltraDeth]

Soiled the entire studio

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

drinks milk straight from the carton.

 

[UltraDeth]

Got wasted at a wake and punched the deceased

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

was high in church last week.

 

[UltraDeth]

Really enjoys Mabel Pines pornography

 

[Barbas]

Just did a little fart.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lives in the tool shed

 

[Scde2]

Needs to remove the wasp nest outside his window.

 

[UltraDeth]

Emptied their guts in a paddling pool

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

did a #2 in the pool last week.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has got some lovely pink sequin crocs

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

wears a belt with suspenders and sandals with his socks.

 

[UltraDeth]

Often clenched his bogling fork for less than half a crown

 

[Barbas]

Owns a pair of rouge jeans.

 

[UltraDeth]

Did it for a fiver

 

[Barbas]

Only accepts melons as payment.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ate the Ironmonger's dog

 

[Barbas]

Laid a radioactive log.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bogled his gander outside the corner house in broad daylight