What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

Couldn't give a monkey's uncle, because he lost it in a tornado.

 

[UltraDeth]

Got his big bushwacker stuck in a billabong

 

[Barbas]

Can't speak Mexican.

 

[UltraDeth]

Pulled the pin, threw the pin

 

[Barbas]

Has poor gun depression, IYKWIM. :I

 

[UltraDeth]

Went nuts in B&Q with wrench

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally blew up the local police station whilst trying to make gin.

 

[UltraDeth]

Copy pasted the self destruct codes onto Reddit

 

[Barbas]

Decked the halls with the incorrect mustard.

 

[UltraDeth]

Threw all his grenades at friendlies

 

[Barbas]

Thinks borscht is witchcraft.

 

[UltraDeth]

Landed on a planet for some reason and a local told him he was in the wrong solar system

 

[Barbas]

Lost his marbles off the Hoover dam.

 

[UltraDeth]

Spilt a coke on the weapons system

 

[Barbas]

Sold spare tank ammunition to supplement his income.

 

[UltraDeth]

Blacked up, that one time

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Can't get over the fact that I like

[HEADING=1]SUPER
MARIO
BROS
3[/HEADING]

music.

 

[UltraDeth]

Had a wank in the rain

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally tripped a toddler into a lake.

 

[RedRockRun]

Used Wikipedia as a source for an important paper and then lied about it in the works cited page.