You just hate it because everyone else hates it. It really isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I've seen worse.Gorbek said:
And the baseball scene was amazing.
what do you think the worst movie ever was
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..well, they're Nazis. Ofcourse they got mocked. And Germans and Nazis are 2 different things, don't forget that.Deadman Walkin said:
(I never watched the movie, forgive me if they actually went and mocked civillian normal Germans.)
Prom Night. That was nothing. It was really just, nothing. It wasn't even bad enough to be entertaining >.<
Also I call schenanigans on you good sir, Resident Evil is a great film..
Also I call schenanigans on you good sir, Resident Evil is a great film..
I thought 'The Room' was meant to be the worst movie of all time
omg you thought Burn After Reading was the worst movie ever? I thought it was fucking hilariousIsland said:
The only reason for watching The Dark Knight, is because of Heath Ledger and his genious way of playing The Joker. The rest of the movie is pretty boring. Batman Begins is just plain boring with nothing saving it. Spiderman sucked, as did Spiderman 2. (then again, the comics do too so you can't really blame them for that)Gilbert Munch said:
Why can't you mention good adaptions like Sin City, 300 or The Punisher: Warzone? : )
Manos and Plan 9 both drift into so bad it's good territory, if you ask me. They're unintentionally hilarious at several points, and I sat through both without ever wanting to leave the theatre. They're entertaining in their own right.
Only one film ever made me walk out of a theatre, and that's Brad Pitt's Troy. Maybe it's the blatant disregard for source material, maybe it's the bad acting by stars who really should know better, maybe it's the absolute lack of any emotional connection whatsoever. I don't know. I hated this film. Hated it. Worst movie of all time, indeed.
Only one film ever made me walk out of a theatre, and that's Brad Pitt's Troy. Maybe it's the blatant disregard for source material, maybe it's the bad acting by stars who really should know better, maybe it's the absolute lack of any emotional connection whatsoever. I don't know. I hated this film. Hated it. Worst movie of all time, indeed.
I'm surprised nobody's even mentioned Ben & Arthur. Literally everything about that movie was downright, irredeemably horrible in every way possible: the acting, the camerawork, the editing, the music, the dialogue, the pacing, it was all so very terrible.
There are plenty of "so bad it's good" movies around, some of them mentioned right here. But Ben & Arthur is so bad, it's not good. It's just captivating.
There are plenty of "so bad it's good" movies around, some of them mentioned right here. But Ben & Arthur is so bad, it's not good. It's just captivating.
Well, there are movies that are bad because they're not deep, not too great, and not that mentally stimulating. But then again, a lot of those movies can be classified as entertaining. I.e., I found the Transformers movies "entertaining." Not good, but they kept me amused, somehow. Then again, I get "action drunk."
These movies are ones that I don't think could be qualified as worst movie. Out of the page 1 examples: What I saw of Knowing was decent, I don't know about its plot or ending, but I was appealed in a dumb-side-of-my-brain way. The comic book movies (X-Men Origins, Spiderman, Watchmen) were fun for me, and kept me watching, I don't regret it, I think it was fine for the dumberered down audience. And that's what I go into the movies with. I become all snooty about it later. Jumper, I liked it. And I'm sorry to everyone, I friggin' loved Van Helsing, I don't care who has what logically solid arguments against it, Hyde at the beginning made it, and the final fight had my brain humming with awesome. I don't remember the other parts, they probably weren't that great then, but I loved what I loved.
Now, there's another type of bad movie. A boring bad movie. One that can't even get the dumb side of your brain going, let alone the intelligent. I don't mean documentary boring, no, I mean boring as in there's little to nothing, and the guys writing the scripts were jerking off.
I know this is a video game, but if "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was a tad more movie, it'd burn everything else with its awfulness.
What movie do I consider the worst? One that bored both sides of my brain? Hmm... I did see something... in the Wal-Mart... the first minute or two, while we were looking at the electronics. It hummed in the background. It screeched like a harpy. It looked like the god-awful bastard child of Medusa and Hydra. It was... Hannah Montana the Movie.
I don't if it qualifies as a movie, but people think it does, so, it can only be looked upon as the worst thing to come to the cinemas since...
There's no comparison.
These movies are ones that I don't think could be qualified as worst movie. Out of the page 1 examples: What I saw of Knowing was decent, I don't know about its plot or ending, but I was appealed in a dumb-side-of-my-brain way. The comic book movies (X-Men Origins, Spiderman, Watchmen) were fun for me, and kept me watching, I don't regret it, I think it was fine for the dumberered down audience. And that's what I go into the movies with. I become all snooty about it later. Jumper, I liked it. And I'm sorry to everyone, I friggin' loved Van Helsing, I don't care who has what logically solid arguments against it, Hyde at the beginning made it, and the final fight had my brain humming with awesome. I don't remember the other parts, they probably weren't that great then, but I loved what I loved.
Now, there's another type of bad movie. A boring bad movie. One that can't even get the dumb side of your brain going, let alone the intelligent. I don't mean documentary boring, no, I mean boring as in there's little to nothing, and the guys writing the scripts were jerking off.
I know this is a video game, but if "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was a tad more movie, it'd burn everything else with its awfulness.
What movie do I consider the worst? One that bored both sides of my brain? Hmm... I did see something... in the Wal-Mart... the first minute or two, while we were looking at the electronics. It hummed in the background. It screeched like a harpy. It looked like the god-awful bastard child of Medusa and Hydra. It was... Hannah Montana the Movie.
I don't if it qualifies as a movie, but people think it does, so, it can only be looked upon as the worst thing to come to the cinemas since...
There's no comparison.
Fight Club. Worst. Movie. Ever. I went into that movie expecting a spiritual sequel to 'Bloodsport', and it was just a bunch of shitty pre-teen emo angst. Tyler Durden was pretty much just the goth kids from South Park. "Modern consumer culture had made everyone a bunch of conformists. We aren't real men anymore. Let's beat each other up so the pain will make us feel something again." Ugh. Also, an award winningly bad plot twist: "It's all just a figment of your imagination!" Is there an Oscar for "Most Cliched Movie?"
I'm sure you've all seen LoTR? Great movies, but have you seen the Hobbit?
It's an animated movie with animators that evidently all animate completely by hand and have Parkinson's, terrible voice acting, and a theme song. And a shitty one, at that. Look it up on Youtube or something, I'd post it here but it probably offends fans of legitimate LoTR media.
It's an animated movie with animators that evidently all animate completely by hand and have Parkinson's, terrible voice acting, and a theme song. And a shitty one, at that. Look it up on Youtube or something, I'd post it here but it probably offends fans of legitimate LoTR media.
I hope you're fucking kidding. It's a movie adaptation of the book for starters, so blaming the movie makes little sense, but if you were just looking for Brad Pitt's torso and action porn, then you missed the point entirely.The Jack of Spades said:
The 1993 remake of Steven Kings The Shining. *hundreds of chairs mystically fall to the floor* "Honey! What was that noise!?" husband: "It's probably nothing dear." THE END. viewers go home so dissapointed everyone commits suicide.