The Unworthy Gentleman said:
Fried rice, chips and gravy. Never had it? You're a tad weird.
Either that or Chicken in Black Bean Sauce or House Special Chow Mein. I absolutely adore noodles in these sauces, they're just delicious.
Swap the gravy for curry sauce and you have the ultimate food of the drunk. At least one good suede jacket of mine has been utterly ruined by attempting to walk and eat this while utterly pissed.
For "proper" chinese food though, I'm partial to anything with duck. Duck chow mien is a particular favourite of mine.
I'm also a seafood fan, so anything with king prawn is good with me.
My girlfriend's favourite is Kung Po Chicken, which I had never tried until I met her. It's fucking awesome.
Finally, I can't order a chinese without Spring Roll. My local chinese does 2 fair sized ones as a portion, although my old local did just a single one but it was fucking HUGE. As a last resort on the last few days before payday when there's fuck all money left but I wanted a chinese, one of these plus a fried rice was an acceptable "poor man's choice".