what do you want on your tombstone.

[bentheiii]

I thought of a couple of new ones:
"you shot me...you shot me right in the arm!"
"I could probably tell you if there's an afterlife, but i won't- for the chuckles"
"this tombstone will self destruct in 3..2..1.."
"not even death can stop my inappropriate comedy"
(i'd leave no will for the next one)
"one of the graves in this graveyard contains all my belonging. they will be given to the first person who can find them.
i'd start by getting a shovel..."

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Also, I didn't see that creeper...

 

[Kecunk]

My tombstone will have no names or dates writen on it, it will simply say "Stop reading this."

 

[ShakerSilver]

Here lies (name).​

"If I return during the
zombie apocalypse,
it better be as a Tank."

or

"Respawning in 5,
Respawning in 4,
Respawning in 3,
Respawning in 2-
You were kicked from the server
Reason: Connection timed out."​

 

[SpireOfFire]

"Killed by a troll."

 

[Viral_Lola]

Damn it! I thought I had save states.

 

[Bohemian Waltz]

(It's a bit long I know) but Preferably:
"If you're reading this then those responsible for my final wishes either disregarded my wish to have my useful organs scooped out and the rest of me subsequently set on fire or for some strange reason decided to spend an exuberant amount on a pretty stone with some words on it.

Below is a list of those who may have been responsible for this travesty it is my eternal undead request to you, the very nosy tombstone reader, to find any of the following people and either cause them mild discomfort or urinate on their respective tombstones if they have any.

*List*

-Yours truly an embittered decomposed ****

P.S. I'll put in a good word for you in the whatever afterlife I currently may be residing in if you fulfill my request and if such things are possible."

 

[Sidiron]

"Read it and weep." For a bit of rampant egotism

"Here lies Sidiron,
Buried with dual pistols,
To balance the score,
When Umbrella Corp,
Start messing with his sleep."

"There's something nibbling on my toes."

Kudos to everyone whose posted have had a real chuckle reading down the thread

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"...Well this could be better..."

 

[Alon Shechter]

"Still Alive."

 

[TheScientificIssole]

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship."
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."
HaHaHa! Oh crap, I'm lame.

And we have a Royal Tenenbaum reference. Didn't think you'd get away without your cookie did you.

Aww, but what is the second?

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"There must be someway out of here,
Said the Joker to the Thief,
There's too much confusion,
I can't get no relief.
Businessmen they drink my wine,
Plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line,
Know what any of it is worth.

No reason to get excited,
The Thief he kindly spoke,
There are many here among us,
Who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I we've been through that,
And this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely now,
The hour is getting late.

All Along The Watchtower,
Princes kept the view,
While all the women came and went,
Barefoot servants, too.
Outside in the distance,
A wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching,
The wind began to howl!"

The Battlestar Galactica version by Bear McCreary thanks, failing that the Bob Dylan original.

OR

"Stand up and be counted,
For what you are about to receive,
We are the dealers,
We'll give you everything you need,
Hail hail to the good times,
'Cause rock has got the right of way,
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause,
We're just livin' for today.

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We rock at dawn on the front line,
Like a bolt right out of the blue,
The sky's alight with the guitar bite,
Heads will roll and rock tonight.

For those about to rock, we salute you"

If you don't know the band, you'll never get on the Highway to Hell!

 

[Jezzascmezza]

"Play some awesome Western music and I'll one-inch-punch my way out of this coffin"
(Cookie for the easy reference)

 

[NoNameMcgee]

"You're squishing my delicates. Stand somewhere else."

From Fable 3

 

[Sidiron]

Haha Kill Bill and on the theme.

"Here lies Sidiron,
Who managed 6 steps after the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique."

 

[Bajinga]

"It's not my fault, I was lagging"

 

[varulfic]

"He never killed a man that did not need killing"

"...He died of a self-inflicted gun shot to the head".

 

[Cazza]

A hard riddle. It will leave a lasting impression on anyone who see it.